Are "U" ready for the next Bullshido throwdown? (bring Kingdom Hearts AMVs)

[Boyd]

With this post, you have demonstrated a complete lack of understanding of anime and hentai. You are worthless as a human.

Link me to your Deviant Art account. I know you have one.

[jvjim]

You guys are trying to scramble my brain, aren't you? Aren't you?!

Also, is it just me, or is Hedge basically a twenty-something BJJ-practicing version of Dennis Miller? I swear I can't understand half the references that fella throws out.

Then again, I am dumber than a bag of hammers... but still.

I don't wanna go on a rant here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the First Battle of Antietam, I mean when a Neo-Conservative defenestrates, it's like Raskolnikov filibustered deoxymonohydroxinate.

What's so hard to understand about that?

[Hedgehogey]

NEW MOBILE REPORT: THE MELANCHOLY OF THE RETURN OF THE QUESTION'S HYDROCEPHALIA THE T.V.: PERFECT COLLECTION (MY PUREST HEART FOR YOU)

Let's investigate the structure of a ? sentence. I realize that doing this is kindof like analyzing the Holocaust by looking at pictures of bad hangovers, but I think this will highlight the delightful, multilayered fractal built out of rimjobs that is the superstructure of his posting.

Then you fail at internet.

A 4chan joke. Question's no gentleman. He's gonna rub his sweaty neckbeard on you, bitch, and if you don't like it you shouldn't have let him buy you all those Jaegerbombs.

Because I can still think of ways to piss on you. Like a fire hydrant.

This is gold particularly because he needs to add that second sentence fragment. Because fire hydrants are something that is pissed on. By dogs. Which is the joke. Because I am a fire hydrant.

Wether this is also a hint that Q-dot is top dawg on the ave, i'll leave up to future historians. I just report the present. I'm just wondering how it's possible that a man who clearly goes nowhere without a state appointed handler can insult his reader's intelligence so badly.

[bob]

What's an AMV?

[Antifa]

What's an AMV?

you mean you dont know?

[Goju - Joe]

AMV = A Mighty Vagina

[bob]

Somehow I feel this thread would make sense if only I knew.

But then maybe not.

[The Question]

NEW MOBILE REPORT: THE MELANCHOLY OF THE RETURN OF THE QUESTION'S HYDROCEPHALIA THE T.V.: PERFECT COLLECTION (MY PUREST HEART FOR YOU)

Let's investigate the structure of a ? sentence. I realize that doing this is kindof like analyzing the Holocaust by looking at pictures of bad hangovers, but I think this will highlight the delightful, multilayered fractal built out of rimjobs that is the superstructure of his posting.

Full of sound and fury and signifying nothing.

It's like seeing shapes when you look at a cloud. You imagine that something should be there, but it's all just an amorphous blob of drifting dust and bullshit.

I hope that one day you will make it rain for us, Hedgehogey. Make it rain on them bitches. Because when Q-dot throws his wrists up, motherfuckers think it's snowing (yeah, he's that cold). But when you throw your wrist up, motherfuckers think: Aikido?

Grab my wrist, motherfucker. Grab my wrist and learn.

A 4chan joke. Question's no gentleman. He's gonna rub his sweaty neckbeard on you, bitch, and if you don't like it you shouldn't have let him buy you all those Jaegerbombs.

What the fuck is 4chan? Are you waxing nostalgic about the days you spent surrounded by semi literate crack monkeys? Granted, this isn't different from the 'Shido, but come one, mayne. Come on.

This is gold particularly because he needs to add that second sentence fragment. Because fire hydrants are something that is pissed on. By dogs. Which is the joke. Because I am a fire hydrant.

For someone who likes to throw obscure references around, you're awful at catching. And if you can't catch the ball, you're in the wrong league.

I will break it down for you, so that you may taste the flavor even if your chewing faculties are underdeveloped.

It's about that old Redman/Method Man, shit, playa.

"You better shut your trap when my dogs around
We pissin' on fire hydrants, so walk around"

It's all about the comparison between you and your favorite scapegoat, PizDoff. Because while he is PizDoff, you're Pizz'd on. Nah mean? Because I'm going to piss on you. Piss, piss, piss. I'm about to raise my leg up in this bitch.

Wether this is also a hint that Q-dot is top dawg on the ave, i'll leave up to future historians. I just report the present. I'm just wondering how it's possible that a man who clearly goes nowhere without a state appointed handler can insult his reader's intelligence so badly.

Do you feel insulted, Hedgehogey? Because I'm only getting started, man. I've just put the key in the ignition. I haven't even turned it yet. I haven't even shifted to first year. Brace yourself, man. Q-dot is about to go Speed Racer on your bitch ass. ha-haw.

[kismasher]

i keep scrubbing, but it won't come off.

[Boyd]

For someone who likes to throw obscure references around, you're awful at catching. And if you can't catch the ball, you're in the wrong league.

I will break it down for you, so that you may taste the flavor even if your chewing faculties are underdeveloped.

It's about that old Redman/Method Man, shit, playa.

"You better shut your trap when my dogs around
We pissin' on fire hydrants, so walk around"

It's all about the comparison between you and your favorite scapegoat, PizDoff. Because while he is PizDoff, you're Pizz'd on. Nah mean? Because I'm going to piss on you. Piss, piss, piss. I'm about to raise my leg up in this bitch.

You're not T.S. Elliot and this isn't The Wasteland. If I have to read half a page of liner notes to understand your post, someone's got water on the brain and it's probably the guy adding notations to his forum posts.

[Kid Miracleman]

"ha-haw?"

Oy gevalt.

[Hedgehogey]

Full of sound and fury and signifying nothing.

It's like seeing shapes when you look at a cloud. You imagine that something should be there, but it's all just an amorphous blob of drifting dust and bullshit.

Good! Shakespeare! You read things which aren't products of the Shounen Jump publishing empire!

I hope that one day you will make it rain for us, Hedgehogey. Make it rain on them bitches. Because when Q-dot throws his wrists up, motherfuckers think it's snowing (yeah, he's that cold). But when you throw your wrist up, motherfuckers think: Aikido?

Grab my wrist, motherfucker. Grab my wrist and learn.

...which you follow up by combining Bullshido's retarded interior slap-on-the-back-and-chuckle lexicon with crumping. Stop it. Stop crumping. You're embarrassing to be around.

Also:

Q-dot

You. Are. Not. A. Rapper.

What the fuck is 4chan? Are you waxing nostalgic about the days you spent surrounded by semi literate crack monkeys? Granted, this isn't different from the 'Shido, but come one, mayne. Come on.

...Don't you dare try to imply that you don't know what 4chan is and/or have your favorite naughty doujins featuring doe eyed, pink haired hot pockets of feminine affection covered in unidintefiable liquids bookmarked.

For someone who likes to throw obscure references around, you're awful at catching. And if you can't catch the ball, you're in the wrong league.

And if you can't think of a homoerotic ICE BURN that didn't come off the back of one of those Big Dawgs t-shirts, you're in the wrong place.

I will break it down for you, so that you may taste the flavor even if your chewing faculties are underdeveloped.

You play this e-dozens thing with all the wit and grace of a middle aged white father rapping about sending his kids to bed early in a whacky comedy about racial differences starring Ice Cube and/or Queen Latifah.

It's about that old Redman/Method Man, shit, playa.

"You better shut your trap when my dogs around
We pissin' on fire hydrants, so walk around"

It's all about the comparison between you and your favorite scapegoat, PizDoff. Because while he is PizDoff, you're Pizz'd on. Nah mean? Because I'm going to piss on you. Piss, piss, piss. I'm about to raise my leg up in this bitch.

Yes. That's the joke you made in your last post. Which I then ironically re-explained. Which you then trotted out again totally po-faced. Because that's the joke. About me being pissed on.

Do you feel insulted, Hedgehogey? Because I'm only getting started, man. I've just put the key in the ignition. I haven't even turned it yet. I haven't even shifted to first year. Brace yourself, man. Q-dot is about to go Speed Racer on your bitch ass. ha-haw.

Q-dot is about to go Speed Racer on your bitch ass.

bitch ass

Because I'm only getting started, man.

Question, you take humor and march it out of Anatolia on horseback.

[Boyd]

For the past half hour I've been struggling to shoehorn in a Katyn forest analogy to describe how much grief The Question has brought to so many people, but instead I'll just remind everyone that the Question yanks his crank to octopus sex.

[Uncle_Phil]

...Don't you dare try to imply that you don't know what 4chan is and/or have your favorite naughty doujins featuring doe eyed, pink haired hot pockets of feminine affection covered in unidintefiable liquids bookmarked.

Only Weeaboos, Gaians, and newfags go to 4chan. 7 is where the parties at.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWHRocIfh8A
I knda imagined that was what The Question would look like since I missed the TD.

[Matt W.]

You read things which aren't products of the Shounen Jump publishing empire!

I'm sure somewhere along the way someone has done a manga version of Shakespeare.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...QL._SS500_.jpg