Are "U" ready for the next Bullshido throwdown? (bring Kingdom Hearts AMVs)

[Squerlli]

For my first 3-4 weeks here I had terrible insomnia that I just could not dispel, so I took up drinking. For about a month I'd drink about half a fifth of...something every night to fall asleep just to have the pleasure of waking up with a hangover at 5 PM the next day. These are delightful times.

Since I'm a total idiot I have to ask you this question.

Why is it every time I'm drunk and I pass out or somehow manage to find my bed and go to sleep why do I always wake up in 3-5 hours? That always fucking happens.

[Vorpal]

I'm just guessing that you're next to a snoring sailor and Boyd isn't.

[Boyd]

Dude, don't slink around this. If you're oggling cartoon girls this much you're obviously beating it to Hentai, and if you've gone that far your big, dumb, water-retaining brain picks up one additional secondary/tertiary neuroses gratis. If you're turned on by cartoon women with inhuman figures, at the very least you're also into anthro or some other shit.

Of course, "hot anime honeys" are universally 14 years old and have cat ears, so pedo would definitely fall under that category too.

[Vorpal]

What was this thread about?

[Vince Tortelli]

No, The Question thinks pulling guard is for fags who can't punch. Because real men don't pull guard. Real men punch motherfuckers in the face. If you pull guard, you might as well hand over your nuts.

I'm a bit slow....who is the current UFC Heavyweight Champion, and how does he win his fights again?

[The Question]

Dude, don't slink around this. If you're oggling cartoon girls this much you're obviously beating it to Hentai, and if you've gone that far your big, dumb, water-retaining brain picks up one additional secondary/tertiary neuroses gratis. If you're turned on by cartoon women with inhuman figures, at the very least you're also into anthro or some other shit.

Of course, "hot anime honeys" are universally 14 years old and have cat ears, so pedo would definitely fall under that category too.

With this post, you have demonstrated a complete lack of understanding of anime and hentai. You are worthless as a human.

[Squerlli]

With this post, you have demonstrated a complete lack of understanding of anime and hentai. You are worthless as a human.

Does anyone have a demo-poster for the word irony?

[anguirus]

With this post, you have demonstrated a complete lack of understanding of anime and hentai. You are worthless as a human.

I'm sure he'll be fine.

[Squerlli]

Wait I found it.
Oh god this one is epic.

[Brandon]

With this post, you have demonstrated a complete lack of understanding of anime and hentai. You are worthless as a human.

Hentai is just anime for those that are compfortable with their own sexual perversions.

[Vorpal]

Why are people so judgemental? They're cartoons, like Shrek, Finding Nemo and all this other crap that everyone watches. I mean, they also have young girls getting raped by machines, demons and octopi but they're still just freaking cartoons.

[selfcritical]

Yeah but it'd be so single sided. I mean Hedge is whiter then on rice on a paper plate in a glass of milk in the middle of a snow storm.

The only thing I see hedge beating the ? in is a cos-playing contest, and the basic premise of cos-playing is failure in its purest form.

I only cos-play for the str33t

[Squerlli]

I only cos-play for the str33t

You have an actual fucking buster sword!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Kid Miracleman]

You guys are trying to scramble my brain, aren't you? Aren't you?!

Also, is it just me, or is Hedge basically a twenty-something BJJ-practicing version of Dennis Miller? I swear I can't understand half the references that fella throws out.

Then again, I am dumber than a bag of hammers... but still.

[Ke?poFist]

Question. I am pulling guard on you at the Throwdown.