Are "U" ready for the next Bullshido throwdown? (bring Kingdom Hearts AMVs)

[Vorpal]

Question wins by virtue of superior e-cardio.

[Boyd]

Is it wrong to find myself laughing at a Question post? Well, I mean laughing because it's funny, not for the usual reasons I'm laughing at Q-dot.

Every time you laugh with the Question, remember that he masturbates to the thought of underaged cartoon schoolgirls getting raped by octupi.

There aren't enough drunk uncles in the world to explain being that broken.

[The Question]

Every time you laugh with the Question, remember that he masturbates to the thought of underaged cartoon schoolgirls getting raped by octupi.

There aren't enough drunk uncles in the world to explain being that broken.

That is incorrect. I don't masturbate to Hentai. Or video game characters.

And I'm only saying this because you asked.

[jnp]

Every time you laugh with the Question, remember that he masturbates to the thought of underaged cartoon schoolgirls getting raped by octupi.

There aren't enough drunk uncles in the world to explain being that broken.

I'm not disputing your e-supremacy here, mind you, but you and Hedge don't seem to be as comfortable in your respective niches as of late (you're the sage and Hedge is the Mad Prophet by the way).

Is everything okay? Are you getting enough sleep? Not enough to eat maybe?

I understand why The Question bothers all the lower lifeforms of course, but why would the demiurges of Bullshido stop in their whirlwind orbits long enough to notice a mouthboxer like The Question?

Lack of iron?

[Zapruder]

That is incorrect. I don't masturbate to Hentai. Or video game characters.

And I'm only saying this because you asked.

Um...where did he pose that question again?

...Queen Gertrude asks of the player queen what?...

[Hedgehogey]

I'm not disputing your e-supremacy here, mind you, but you and Hedge don't seem to be as comfortable in your respective niches as of late (you're the sage and Hedge is the Mad Prophet by the way).

"I'm going to rub your faces in things you try to avoid. I don't find it strange that all you want to believe is only that which comforts you. How else do humans invent the traps which betray us into mediocrity? How else do we define cowardice?"

* The Preacher, quoting Muad'dib

Lack of iron?

Probably too much, I have thallesemia-trait.

[Hedgehogey]

Q-dot.

My poor, frail, gi-wearing, guard pulling grappling body can't take it.

You heard it here first: ? thinks guard is for fags who can't punch.

I haven't had to leave this thread yet to catch sight of the invisible hand of Question's state appointed handler, BEE TEE DUBYA.

Who wants to grapple when you can punch motherfuckers anyway?

Originally Posted by jnp
I suck at striking. Does that make me a bitch too?

Yes. Yes it does.

As if I'd get choked out by some purple belt who can't punch.

Yeah, but I wasn't punching when I was grappling. Nah mean?

It sucks that I don't get to punch you motherfuckers in the teeth. Because I'd stop talking right now and start swinging. Fuck it.

[UpaLumpa]

Your avatar is the only thing bringing me back to this thread HH.

[Goju - Joe]

Your avatar is the only thing bringing me back to this thread HH.

Is there like a God Emperor of Dune video game that's from? I have asked but Hedge only ever responds to troll me.

[Boyd]

I'm not disputing your e-supremacy here, mind you, but you and Hedge don't seem to be as comfortable in your respective niches as of late (you're the sage and Hedge is the Mad Prophet by the way).

Is everything okay? Are you getting enough sleep? Not enough to eat maybe?

I know you're being facetious, but I really haven't been eating or sleeping properly lately and it has made me super pissy. Oh, but that's not the real reason my posting's sucked lately. SERIOUS POST AHOY

I understand why The Question bothers all the lower lifeforms of course, but why would the demiurges of Bullshido stop in their whirlwind orbits long enough to notice a mouthboxer like The Question?

Lack of iron?

I stopped caring about this site long ago.

Here's the thing: When I first came to Bullshido/McDojo, I'd just started martial arts and wanted to devour all the information on the topic I could find. That's all. And when I emerged from my cocoon of open-minded acceptance of all styles to become the bitter, xenophobic BJJ butterfly I am today, my interests shifted from pleasant generalities ("Dragon stance is known for its twisting stances and deceptively lethal footwork...") to pragmatic, technical discussion this site really began gargling so many fearsome turds.

I know we've had this discussion a million times, so I won't rehash it. Everyone here knows my feelings on the local talent pool. All I'll say is there's a world of difference between being a newbie at your art and just not trying, and judging by the Throwdown footage I've seen, I think the vast, vast majority of posters on this board are not even trying. And given the recent lax shifts in attitudes towards Throwdowns as of late that seem to confuse "martial arts sparring" with "trade internet catchphrases exchanged over beers", it's getting to the point where people spend more time drafting up lists of what MMA equipment they should buy than they do training at the damn event.

The only things keeping me here are the punctuated equilibrium generated by the occasional eruptions of drama (the first time I tried to leave in earnest was two days before the JFS fight. The second time was a week before Anthony took on Rudy) and the excruciating boredom generated by the move to California. The only reason I got involved in last month's Throwdown debacle was because I was consigned to a hotel room for nine days. The only reason I'm posting now is because I haven't met anyone out here yet and it's gonna be a couple weeks before I can start working. I'm here because there's nothing else to do. That's all.

[Boyd]

That is incorrect. I don't masturbate to Hentai. Or video game characters.

And I'm only saying this because you asked.

Relax guys, all those upskirt pantyshots of underaged cartoon characters I used as my avatar until Boyd called me out were ironic.

[Goju - Joe]

I haven't met anyone out here yet and it's gonna be a couple weeks before I can start working. I'm here because there's nothing else to do. That's all.

If you pretend to be an alcoholic I can get my brother to take you to some Pacific Coast AA meetings.

They're a hoot!!!

[Squerlli]

There's always a chance of a battle dance off.

Yeah but it'd be so single sided. I mean Hedge is whiter then on rice on a paper plate in a glass of milk in the middle of a snow storm.

The only thing I see hedge beating the ? in is a cos-playing contest, and the basic premise of cos-playing is failure in its purest form.

[Boyd]

If you pretend to be an alcoholic I can get my brother to take you to some Pacific Coast AA meetings.

They're a hoot!!!

For my first 3-4 weeks here I had terrible insomnia that I just could not dispel, so I took up drinking. For about a month I'd drink about half a fifth of...something every night to fall asleep just to have the pleasure of waking up with a hangover at 5 PM the next day. These are delightful times.

[The Question]

You heard it here first: ? thinks guard is for fags who can't punch.

I haven't had to leave this thread yet to catch sight of the invisible hand of Question's state appointed handler, BEE TEE DUBYA.

No, The Question thinks pulling guard is for fags who can't punch. Because real men don't pull guard. Real men punch motherfuckers in the face. If you pull guard, you might as well hand over your nuts.

Relax guys, all those upskirt pantyshots of underaged cartoon characters I used as my avatar until Boyd called me out were ironic.

I believe the word you're looking for is iconic. Q-dot likes to look at his hot anime honeys when he posts. With frequency. Yeah, go Q-dot.

Um...where did he pose that question again?

...Queen Gertrude asks of the player queen what?...

What I don't understand is why people see the hentai and anime I enjoy and think it defines me. I do other things, you know. I am a complete person. For example, I also watch regular porn, and enjoy the occasional swim. Nah mean?