Are "U" ready for the next Bullshido throwdown? (bring Kingdom Hearts AMVs)

[Squerlli]

Well I am a human! I'm a god damn human being!

I CAN WIPE MY ASS!

1,000,000 xenu points to the first person to know who sang that song.

[Boyd]

Dude, Soul Blade was some old shit. Dreamcast, was it?

I fucking wreck shit on Soul Calibur, dude. I used to fuck people up with Xianqhua (damn Xianghua is hot too), Kilik and of course Seong Mi-na.

Xianghua is banging yo:



I mean, look at that ass. Look at that ass!

You are masturbating to another man's fantasy.

[Ke?poFist]

You are masturbating to another man's fantasy.

Boyd....you have just taken the cake. This is one of the funniest things I've seen you post in quite some time.

[The Question]

I don't really see how that's funny. But whatever, there are a lot of things I don't see.

[Boyd]

Question: when you imagine yourself having sex with videogame characters, have you somehow mentally upgraded their graphics so they look as good as real life with real DOF and everything, or do you embrace their virtual nature and imagine your penis clipping through her jagged glowing motion-burred polygonal cooch like a ruddy-cheeked Bob Hoskins piledriving Jessica Rabbit?

Alternatively, what do you imagine Lisa Simpson's hair to feel like? And don't pretend you haven't put a lot of thought into this.

[Ke?poFist]

Question: when you imagine yourself having sex with videogame characters, have you somehow mentally upgraded their graphics so they look as good as real life with real DOF and everything, or do you embrace their virtual nature and imagine your penis clipping through her jagged glowing motion-burred polygonal cooch like a ruddy-cheeked Bob Hoskins piledriving Jessica Rabbit?

Alternatively, what do you imagine Lisa Simpson's hair to feel like? And don't pretend you haven't put a lot of thought into this.

No need for imagination when they make movies like this for him

[MaverickZ]

No need for imagination when they make movies like this for him

What the fuck?! This actually came out? I was convinced it was all a big joke.

[The Question]

Question: when you imagine yourself having sex with videogame characters, have you somehow mentally upgraded their graphics so they look as good as real life with real DOF and everything, or do you embrace their virtual nature and imagine your penis clipping through her jagged glowing motion-burred polygonal cooch like a ruddy-cheeked Bob Hoskins piledriving Jessica Rabbit?

A gentleman never kisses and tells.

Alternatively, what do you imagine Lisa Simpson's hair to feel like? And don't pretend you haven't put a lot of thought into this.

Lisa Simpson? Dude, I have standards. I only do hot anime chicks with huge boobs.

[Ke?poFist]

What the fuck?! This actually came out? I was convinced it was all a big joke.

Oh it came out, and it was epic. And by epic I mean it sucked. And by it sucked, I mean they had hot chicks but it still sucked....I never thought you could make a movie with hot chicks and still suck so bad. And no there are no puns or double entrende in this post.

[Phrost]

So my busy Saturday of eating birthday cake and watching Grappler Baki was interrupted by a small earthquake caused by the furious spinning corpses belonging to every man who so loved his fellow man enough to punch him in the face, hard.

What in the baby-smashing Yahweh is going on? Do we really have people who are afraid of having their skills criticized? In this forum? Are we infested with partial artists and individuals who aren't sincere enough with themselves that they'd chose self-delusion over self-improvement?

To those of you for which this doesn't apply, good for you. To those for which this stirs some emotional sluice of anger, resentment, and shame, you motherfuckers are going to make me quote Jesus of all people: you are neither hot nor cold but lukewarm and I will spit you out. Or, updated and applied to the current medium...

Get serious or GTFO. Nobody's saying you can't show up to a Throwdown and hang out, have fun, or fuck around playing grabass to some extent. But you shouldn't be showing up with hat in hand and an empty bag of skills either.

And if you chose to disregard this piece of hard-learned advice, do not for a nun-fucking minute think that you are entitled to be sheltered from criticism. The mandate for this site is open discussion, unfettered criticism, and grinding sacred cows into choice cuts of meat for a feast of common fucking sense.

Fuck.

[Hedgehogey]

He's talking about you especially, NorCal people.

[Boyd]

So Phrost if I have some friends over for a barbecue and then we go out to Champps for drinks and then go back home and play Team Fortress and there's no martial arts involved but I'm on AIM and talking to my Bullshido friends can that count as a throwdown and also quick followup is it illegal to duplicate fist.gif without your written authorization?

[Boyd]

No need for imagination when they make movies like this for him

the question probably files that under "reality porn"

A gentleman never kisses and tells.

The Question when you were eight years old you were rummaging through your big brother's closet and found a stack of old Playboys and a VHS of Cool World which did you end up masturbating to

[Kid Miracleman]

The Question when you were eight years old you were rummaging through your big brother's closet and found a stack of old Playboys and a VHS of Cool World which did you end up masturbating to

Neither, he was too busy watching Tiny Toon Adventures and wondering why his pee-pee felt funny every time he saw Babs Bunny.

[Bahuyuddha]

He's talking about you especially, NorCal people.

I don't have a problem with criticism, and I appreciate it when I get it.

What I objected to was that I think your comments will be lost on the people it was directed towards. I think they will just blow it off and ignore what you are trying to say. It's too bad, but it's human nature to look at the delivery of a message as much as the content, and in this case probably more than the content. I know you guys are trying to do something good here, but I doubt it is getting through to your intended audience in this case.

I gave Awakenedstream the names of a couple gyms that I am familiar with that train MT/BJJ/MMA near where he will be going to college, and he has visited one of them already. I had talked with him about this subject at the last TD, so I knew he was looking to cross-train. He is a Wing Chun instructor at the school where the TD was held, and has a lot more influence than I or anyone else here does over many of the people who attended that TD. Several of them train with him, and I think several are not even Bullshido members. So I thought the best way to reach them would be to help Awakenedstream find a good gym to train at. He seems sincere in trying to do that. I didn't see any point in ridiculing him for his past martial arts training.

Am I doing the right thing here? Or do you guys want me, an inexperienced Muay Thai student with almost no grappling experience, to rip into their striking and grappling abilities? I'm basically as inexperienced at fighting as some of them are. The only difference being that I am trying to do something about it with my training.