The Strangest Streetfight of my Life

[Hedgehogey]

I'm gonna forgo the usual hyperbole. Everything in this post actually happened.

Tonight, I am at local hipster hangout The Beauty Bar. A hipster decides to sieg heil a few times and we agree to take our disagreement outside. We square off, he throws some hooks which I dance away from, I double leg, knee on stomach. As i'm holding him in knee on stomach and yelling "i'm only restraining you!", I notice two things:

1: What appears to be his friends are closing in

2: A crowd has gathered, and they're chanting "Dance-off, dance off!"

So I let him go and we mutually agree to settle it with a dance off. I win in one turn via the worm.

[syberia]

Hmm... I cant decide whether this is awesome or retarded... On one hand no-one went to hospital and you did the worm in public, on the other...

You did the worm in public.

[illegalusername]

You did the worm in public.
That's gotta be worth something

[Pandinha]

I can only hope as a father, that my son has attributes like HH.

[Omega Supreme]

Have I ever told you that you're my hero?

[Omega Supreme]

You're everything I wish I could be?

[Omega Supreme]

I could fly higher than an eagle.

[Omega Supreme]

For you are the wind beneath my wings...

[hairy]

I'm gonna forgo the usual hyperbole. Everything in this post actually happened.

Tonight, I am at local hipster hangout The Beauty Bar. A hipster decides to sieg heil a few times and we agree to take our disagreement outside. We square off, he throws some hooks which I dance away from, I double leg, knee on stomach. As i'm holding him in knee on stomach and yelling "i'm only restraining you!", I notice two things:

1: What appears to be his friends are closing in

2: A crowd has gathered, and they're chanting "Dance-off, dance off!"

So I let him go and we mutually agree to settle it with a dance off. I win in one turn via the worm.

Then I woke up covered in vomit lying beside a toilet.

[snowman]

You would have been fucked if he pulled out the sprinkler or shopping trolley

just saying is all


*does the sprinkler*

[Asriel]

I'm gonna forgo the usual hyperbole. Everything in this post actually happened.

Tonight, I am at local hipster hangout The Beauty Bar. A hipster decides to sieg heil a few times and we agree to take our disagreement outside. We square off, he throws some hooks which I dance away from, I double leg, knee on stomach. As i'm holding him in knee on stomach and yelling "i'm only restraining you!", I notice two things:

1: What appears to be his friends are closing in

2: A crowd has gathered, and they're chanting "Dance-off, dance off!"

So I let him go and we mutually agree to settle it with a dance off. I win in one turn via the worm.

This is a great story, but wtf is the worm?

[Octofish]

Oh man, people sieg heiling deserve getting at least choked out and having drawn something on their face with magic marker.

And "i'm only restraining you!"? That's class :)

[Munacra]

the fuck? How did you win with the worm?

Cool quotient at hipster bars must be near zero.

[Squerlli]

HH makes me hot and bothered in the pants.

[nightowl]

This is a great story, but wtf is the worm?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lchOa6fIbHI

Normally a somewhat difficult move that is both cool and horribly lame at the same time. However as HH was doing it, it probably evolved into an interpretive dance showing him choking out a ninja.