Am I too old to be a Jedi?

[Snake Plissken]

I take it all you have forgotten the Rule of Two

[Whosthemaster]

Guess I got all worked up for nothing. I'll stick with the Dark Side

The whole "control your emotions" thing is fine by me, but consider the mess the Jedi got thenselves into with that "thou shall not fuck" thing...

[escrimador6]

You are already in the Dark Side (FMA).
The "Bright Side" or Jedi Side is Kendo....

Guess I got all worked up for nothing. I'll stick with the Dark Side

[Whosthemaster]

Fine, Dark Side it is then. I don't think they have age limits.

You are already in the Dark Side (FMA).
The "Bright Side" or Jedi Side is Kendo....

[Big Dozer]

If I were a Jedi I would So get out of speeding tickets. "I was not going 98, I was going 50" :)

[Snake Plissken]

We do a Jedi camp.

And here I thought you couldn't get any more awesome.

[Big Dozer]

While searching for pictures to add to the Captions of Disaster thread, I came across this little gem of LARPing goodness:



Apparently, aside from training in Shorin Ryu, they also offer Jedi training. I was ready to pack my bags and move to Burlington, Ky when I noticed that they only allow children to become Jedi! Now, all I have left is Ashida Kim's book and a shattered dream.

http://ichibankarateschool.com/

If you look on this calendar, listed on March 5th is Jedi training.
http://ichibankarateschool.com/Littl...sCalendar.html

I missed it :( will there be a class next month? lol

[Bluto Blutarsky]

Everything Keira Knightley has ever done should be redone with Natalie portman [sitting on her face] instead.

fixed that for you.

[GoldenJonas]

Man, stories like that make action figure collectors like myself cringe.

David: You know how I know you're gay?

Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?

David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.

David: You know how I know that you're gay?

Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.

David: You know how I know you're gay?

Cal: How?

David: You like Coldplay.

[Jadonblade]

Everything Keira Knightley has ever done should be redone with Natalie portman instead.

[bad credit]

"Nooooo!!! I don't wanna be adopted by Jedi! Give me to the Sith family! They have all the good albums!" (A flickering blue transparent force-ghost of Bill Hicks smiles in the background.)

[bad credit]

Man, stories like that make action figure collectors like myself cringe.

[Bluto Blutarsky]

when I was a kid all my gi joes got together with cobra and attacked the star wars secret base and killed them all and enslaved the ewoks.

why would you want to be a jedi when bieng an army man with "kung fu grip" and a big ass submachine gun is better?

in retrospect burning all my star wars toys was not a good idea considering what those old 70's and 80's toys sell for to collectors today.

[ignatzami]

It's a Space Station!

[DerAuslander]

That's no moon...