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    #16
    Originally posted by Errant108
    You would...
    Your jealous.

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      #17
      We have the Hwarang Youth Group at the temple. Our swords are real.

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        #18
        Originally posted by Errant108
        This threads needs more Natalie Portman.
        Natalie Portman needs more tits and cameltoe.

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          #19
          Originally posted by Simio de las Rocas
          Natalie Portman needs more tits and cameltoe.

          Don't you get enough cameltoe where you are now?

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            #20
            Originally posted by Simio de las Rocas
            Natalie Portman needs more tits and cameltoe.
            Here you go:

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              #21
              That's not a camel. :(

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                #22
                Originally posted by Omega the Merciless
                Here you go:

                I soo clicked that link... Bastard ! I'm gutted.

                LOL

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                  #23
                  That's no moon...

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                    #24
                    It's a Space Station!

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                      #25
                      when I was a kid all my gi joes got together with cobra and attacked the star wars secret base and killed them all and enslaved the ewoks.

                      why would you want to be a jedi when bieng an army man with "kung fu grip" and a big ass submachine gun is better?

                      in retrospect burning all my star wars toys was not a good idea considering what those old 70's and 80's toys sell for to collectors today.

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                        #26
                        Man, stories like that make action figure collectors like myself cringe.

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                          #27
                          "Nooooo!!! I don't wanna be adopted by Jedi! Give me to the Sith family! They have all the good albums!" (A flickering blue transparent force-ghost of Bill Hicks smiles in the background.)

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                            #28
                            Everything Keira Knightley has ever done should be redone with Natalie portman instead.

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by bad credit
                              Man, stories like that make action figure collectors like myself cringe.
                              David: You know how I know you're gay?

                              Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?

                              David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

                              Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.

                              David: You know how I know that you're gay?

                              Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.

                              David: You know how I know you're gay?

                              Cal: How?

                              David: You like Coldplay.

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by Jadonblade
                                Everything Keira Knightley has ever done should be redone with Natalie portman [sitting on her face] instead.

                                fixed that for you.

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