Am I too old to be a Jedi?

[Omega Supreme]

You would...

Your jealous.

[DerAuslander]

We have the Hwarang Youth Group at the temple. Our swords are real.

[Rock Ape]

This threads needs more Natalie Portman.

Natalie Portman needs more tits and cameltoe.

[Frank White]

Natalie Portman needs more tits and cameltoe.

Don't you get enough cameltoe where you are now?

[Omega Supreme]

Natalie Portman needs more tits and cameltoe.

Here you go:

[Brandon]

That's not a camel. :(

[Rock Ape]

Here you go:

I soo clicked that link... Bastard ! I'm gutted.

LOL

[DerAuslander]

That's no moon...

[ignatzami]

It's a Space Station!

[Bluto Blutarsky]

when I was a kid all my gi joes got together with cobra and attacked the star wars secret base and killed them all and enslaved the ewoks.

why would you want to be a jedi when bieng an army man with "kung fu grip" and a big ass submachine gun is better?

in retrospect burning all my star wars toys was not a good idea considering what those old 70's and 80's toys sell for to collectors today.

[bad credit]

Man, stories like that make action figure collectors like myself cringe.

[bad credit]

"Nooooo!!! I don't wanna be adopted by Jedi! Give me to the Sith family! They have all the good albums!" (A flickering blue transparent force-ghost of Bill Hicks smiles in the background.)

[Jadonblade]

Everything Keira Knightley has ever done should be redone with Natalie portman instead.

[GoldenJonas]

Man, stories like that make action figure collectors like myself cringe.

David: You know how I know you're gay?

Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?

David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.

David: You know how I know that you're gay?

Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.

David: You know how I know you're gay?

Cal: How?

David: You like Coldplay.

[Bluto Blutarsky]

Everything Keira Knightley has ever done should be redone with Natalie portman [sitting on her face] instead.

fixed that for you.