Am I too old to be a Jedi?

[escrimador6]

While searching for pictures to add to the Captions of Disaster thread, I came across this little gem of LARPing goodness:



Apparently, aside from training in Shorin Ryu, they also offer Jedi training. I was ready to pack my bags and move to Burlington, Ky when I noticed that they only allow children to become Jedi! Now, all I have left is Ashida Kim's book and a shattered dream.

http://ichibankarateschool.com/

If you look on this calendar, listed on March 5th is Jedi training.
http://ichibankarateschool.com/Littl...sCalendar.html

[DerAuslander]

If you have to ask, then yes, you are too old to be a Jedi.

[TroyForum]

Somehow I think this counts as contributing to the delinquency of minors.

[CoffeeFan]

We offer a Jedi Training camp at our school. The adult Jedi's run it...

[escrimador6]

If you have to ask, then yes, you are too old to be a Jedi.

Fine, Dark Side it is then. I don't think they have age limits.

[Mdrnsamurai]

I heard that the Dark Side has better food.

Train Hard, Stay Safe,
Good Luck

[escrimador6]

I heard that the Dark Side has better food.

Train Hard, Stay Safe,
Good Luck

I heard they eat babies, and from what I''ve been told, babies is mighty good eatins.

[Art]

I heard that the Dark Side has better food.

Train Hard, Stay Safe,
Good Luck

They also get the better womenz, but their medical coverage isn't as good.

[DerAuslander]

This threads needs more Natalie Portman.

[TroyForum]

This threads needs more Natalie Portman.

Indeed.

[escrimador6]

This threads needs more Natalie Portman.

Ask, and you shall receive.

[Omega Supreme]

We do a Jedi camp.

[DerAuslander]

You would...

[vigilus]

Double post

[vigilus]

Indeed.

What the fuck happened to her sleeve?