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    Steven Seagal is: Cockpuncher

    The Onion Movie trailer

    enjoy.

    #2
    Oh man, that was hillarious.....

    The Onion rocks.

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      #3
      I suddenly have the strange urge to buy that outfit...

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        #4
        I got to hand it to Steven...consciencly participating in a comedy in oposition to starring in one disguised as a serious movie! Whow!

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          #5
          CAREBEAR STARE

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            #6
            Originally posted by Sarcastro
            CAREBEAR STARE
            That care bear was not staring...

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              #7
              I want to see that movie. Not the Onion Movie, Cockpuncher.

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                #8
                Oh c'mon the onion is hysterical. I know i'll be renting that DVD.

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wHMaJ6AtNs

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                  #9
                  Cockpuncher.

                  Sounds like the life story of Pee Wee Herman.
                  SEANBABY:
                  "The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. Itís the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."

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                    #10
                    For doing that, Seagal has just gone up a notch in my book.

                    He's on minus three notches now.

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                      #11
                      That WAS awesome! I seriously could watch a film lasting 2.5 hours punching bad guys to the balls.

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                        #12
                        UFC needs more cockpunching

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Tofudog
                          UFC needs more cockpunching
                          I think they stockpiled enough from Keith Hackney vs Joe Son and George St Pierre vs Hughes to last a few more years.

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                            #14
                            Man, I saw the title and thought Seagal was kote gaeshied by the dick or something like that.
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                              #15
                              CockPuncher should star a three year old girl or boy since they are experts in such arts! Christ, my nephew has discovered the effect of a well placed blow to that area and the subsequential laughter and shift of atention towards him...so you can figure out the rest!

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