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    Ninja reflexes: Wii edition





    http://www.nintendo.com/games/detail...HFJDS#overview

    http://www.gameguru.in/action/2007/0...unchuck-games/

    Oh yes.

    Those wacky japanese have done it again. First they sold you ninjas as story elements of long lost ancient Japanese maji times. Then it became staple in any pre-1945 story that involved Japan and samurai.

    Now. Now YOU can be a ninja and it won't even cost nearly as much as going to a Ninjutsu school.

    Notice how they cleverly studied and replicated the welcoming mantra of any ninjutsu school:

    Welcome to my dojo. You have come to learn the way of the Martial Arts. If your heart and mind are open, I will pass these lessons on to you. Here, you will learn to move like the tiger and strike like the dragon! See if you have what it takes to become a Ninja!
    Artwork, really.

    AND IT ONLY WILL COST SOMETHING LIKE $51.68. AWESOME! I for one will see what this game will be all about.

    The curriculum:

    I'm seriously pretty excited about this. It's got good graphics and the premise is really silly. For you slower people, it's a great and concise representation of what the Japanese have been selling about ninjas for the last 70 years.

    #2
    I'd get this as well, but only because I have No More Heroes... You take your sword up a notch to become the number one assassin.
    Sounds cool, though.

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      #3
      This proves to be deliciously retarded!:XX3d:

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        #4
        Originally posted by SgtDutch
        This proves to be deliciously retarded!:XX3d:
        Oh yes, but therein will be all the fun.

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          #5
          This looks like a party game par excellence

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            #6
            Looks like Nintendo is going to go on Ashida Kim's shit list for selling his ninja secrets.

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              #7
              any game listed as "Edutainment" is already on my shit list


              ... and I even have a wii
              In summation your argument denotes a lack of intellectual honesty on your part. It is my contention that this matter would best be solved with fisticuffs. I believe I will be victorious in this regard.

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                #8
                Edutainment? Which are you, educational, or entertainment? Pick a side, we're at war.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sarcastro
                  Oh yes, but therein will be all the fun.
                  Absolutly.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by partyboy
                    any game listed as "Edutainment" is already on my shit list


                    ... and I even have a wii
                    Banstick imminent.

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                      #11
                      Prancing about in your living room like a kid, waving your arms around and pretending to be a martial artist?

                      Looks like they got it pretty close to the real thing.

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                        #12
                        i get more ninjer reflexs playing guitar hero! give me dragonforce before ninja stars and my fingers will be teh uber d34d!y!!

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by akuma25
                          i get more ninjer reflexs playing guitar hero! give me dragonforce before ninja stars and my fingers will be teh uber d34d!y!!
                          Gitarooman > Guitar Hero.

                          It's much, much, MUCH more difficult.

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                            #14
                            eh.

                            I'm saving my allowance for the "Quincy" wii game

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                              #15
                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF-9r3WnCAo

                              Trailer!

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