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  • Tom .C
    I think I just lost a pound or two laughing at KhorneliusPraxx's avatar.

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  • Su Lin
    I found a fat teacher who teaches TKD immediately after my mma class. Huuuge beer belly. What about overweight "senior " students, would that put people off going to clubs?

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  • KhorneliusPraxx
    Maybe we should all just start posting websites of dojos in our individual local areas...that all feature chubby instructors.

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  • Teh El Macho
    I'm fabulous!

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  • Jim_Jude
    Originally posted by Teh El Macho
    This thread is making me so confused

    *** looks in horror at the hand as it bends at the wrist in an uncontrollable ghayish way ***
    If this thread is doing it, that's just scary. You're susceptible....

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  • TheLordHumungus
    Gleaming shell of an outworn lie; fable of Right divine --
    You gained your crowns by heritage, but Blood was the price of mine.
    The throne that I won by blood and sweat, by Crom, I will not sell
    For promise of valleys filled with gold, or threat of the Halls of Hell!

    When I was a fighting-man, the kettle-drums they beat,
    The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
    But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
    With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back.

    What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie?
    I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky.
    The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing;
    Rush in and die, dogs -- I was a man before I was a king.

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  • Kentucky Fried Chokin
    Originally posted by Teh El Macho
    This thread is making me so confused

    *** looks in horror at the hand as it bends at the wrist in an uncontrollable ghayish way ***

    Edit: If I were better I could come up with a poem to put here, but I'll settle for this video to mock TeM new found ghayness.:tongue3:
    Last edited by Kentucky Fried Chokin; 2/28/2008 7:03pm, .

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  • Teh El Macho
    Originally posted by Razamataz
    Whats amatta not macho enuff fo ya?
    This thread is making me so confused

    *** looks in horror at the hand as it bends at the wrist in an uncontrollable ghayish way ***

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  • Brandon
    Chocolate Rain
    Some stay dry and others feel the pain
    Chocolate Rain
    A baby born will die before the sin

    Chocolate Rain
    The school books say it can't be here again
    Chocolate Rain
    The prisons make you wonder where it went

    Chocolate Rain
    Build a tent and say the world is dry
    Chocolate Rain
    Zoom the camera out and see the lie

    Chocolate Rain
    Forecast to be falling yesterday
    Chocolate Rain
    Only in the past is what they say

    Chocolate Rain
    Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
    Chocolate Rain
    Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

    Chocolate Rain
    Made me cross the street the other day
    Chocolate Rain
    Made you turn your head the other way

    Chocolate Rain
    quickly crashing through your veinshistory
    Chocolate Rain
    Using you to fall back down again

    Chocolate Rain
    Seldom mentioned on the radio
    Chocolate Rain
    Its the fear your leaders call control

    Chocolate Rain
    Worse than swearing worse than calling names
    Chocolate Rain
    Say it publicly and you're insane

    Chocolate Rain
    No one wants to hear about it now
    Chocolate Rain
    Wish real hard it goes away somehow

    Chocolate Rain
    Makes the best of friends begin to fight
    Chocolate Rain
    But did they know each other in the light?

    Chocolate Rain
    Every February washed away
    Chocolate Rain
    Stays behind as colors celebrate

    Chocolate Rain
    The same crime has a higher price to pay
    chocolate Rain
    The judge and jury swear it's not the face

    Chocolate Rain
    Dirty secrets of economy
    Chocolate Rain
    Turns that body into GDP

    Chocolate Rain
    The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
    Chocolate Rain
    But test scores are how much the parents make

    Chocolate Rain
    'Flippin cars in France the other night
    Chocolate Rain
    Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

    Chocolate Rain
    'Cross the world and back its all the same
    Chocolate Rain
    Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

    Chocolate Rain
    Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
    Chocolate Rain
    Which part do you think you're 'livin in?

    Chocolate Rain
    More than 'marchin more than passing law
    Chocolate Rain
    Remake how we got to where we are.

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  • Kentucky Fried Chokin
    And Rivington has picked my all time favorite poem.

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  • Lily
    Damn we have a winner.

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  • Rivington
    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
    'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh baby, I wanna get with you
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that butt you got makes me so horny
    Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
    You say you wanna get in my Benz?
    Well, use me, use me
    'Cause you ain't that average groupie
    I've seen them dancin'
    To hell with romancin'
    She's sweat, wet,
    Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
    I'm tired of magazines
    Sayin' flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back
    So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
    Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
    Shake that healthy butt!
    Baby got back!

    (LA face with Oakland booty)
    Baby got back!

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    I like 'em round, and big
    And when I'm throwin' a gig
    I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
    Now here's my scandal
    I wanna get you home
    And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
    I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
    'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
    I want 'em real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
    Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
    I won't cuss or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
    Till the break of dawn
    Baby got it goin' on
    A lot of simps won't like this song
    'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
    And I'd rather stay and play
    'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on
    So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
    If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
    Then turn around! Stick it out!
    Even white boys got to shout
    Baby got back!

    Baby got back!
    Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
    to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
    My anaconda don't want none
    Unless you've got buns, hun
    You can do side bends or sit-ups,
    But please don't lose that butt
    Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
    And tell you that the butt ain't gold
    So they toss it and leave it
    And I pull up quick to retrieve it
    So Cosmo says you're fat
    Well I ain't down with that!
    'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
    And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
    To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
    You ain't it, Miss Thing!
    Give me a sister, I can't resist her
    Red beans and rice didn't miss her
    Some knucklehead tried to dis
    'Cause his girls are on my list
    He had game but he chose to hit 'em
    And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
    So ladies, if the butt is round,
    And you want a triple X throw down,
    Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
    And kick them nasty thoughts
    Baby got back!

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  • Lily
    Bran! I love 'Never seek to tell thy love' (William Blake). Good choice.

    My all time favourite though...
    She tells her love while half asleep,In the dark hours,With half-words whispered low:As Earth stirs in her winter sleepAnd puts out grass and flowersDespite the snow,Despite the falling snow.- Robert Graves

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  • Bran Lydster
    I through love have learned three things
    Sorrow sin and death it brings
    Yet day by day my heart within
    Dares shame and sorrow death and sin.


    Never seek to tell thy love
    Love that never told can be
    for the silent wind doth move
    Silently invisibly

    I told my love I told my Love
    I told her all my heart
    Silently invisibly ah she doth depart

    Soon as she were gone from me
    a traveller came by
    Silently Invisibly
    He took her with a sigh


    Come fill the cup and in the fire of spring
    Thy winter garment of repentance fling
    The bird of time has but a little way to fly
    And lo the bird is on the wing

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  • Snake Plissken
    Sunshine, blue sky, please go away,
    My girl has found another, and gone away
    With her went my future, my life is filled with gloom,
    So day after day, I stay locked up in my room

    I know to you it might sound strange,
    I wish it would rain (oh how I wish that it would rain)
    Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

    Cause so badly
    I wanna go outside (such a lovely day)
    Everyone knows that a man ain't supposed to cry
    But listen, I got to cry, cuz crying, ooooooooh,
    Is the pain, oh yeah

    Yeah you know people, this hurt I feel inside,
    Words, they, could never explain,
    I wish it would rain (oh how i wish that it would rain)
    Oh let it rain, rain, rain, rain (oh how i wish that it would rain)
    Ooooooh baby

    Let it rain (rain, rain)
    Oh yeah, let it rain

    Day in day out, my tear stained face
    Pressed against my window pane
    I search the skies, well, desperately for rain
    Cause rain drops will hide my teardrops and no one will ever know
    That I'm crying (crying) crying (crying)
    When I go outside

    To the world outside my tears I refuse to explain,
    I wish it would rain (oh how I wish that it would rain)
    Rain, rain, rain (oh how I wish that it would rain)
    ooooh baby

    Let it rain
    I need rain to disguise the tears in my eyes
    Yeah, You know I'm a man, I ain't got no pride,
    Til it rains, I'm gonna stay inside,
    Let it rain, Let it rain
    Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
    Oh how I wish that it would rain...

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