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    Originally posted by Teh El Macho
    This thread is making me so confused

    *** looks in horror at the hand as it bends at the wrist in an uncontrollable ghayish way ***

    Edit: If I were better I could come up with a poem to put here, but I'll settle for this video to mock TeM new found ghayness.:tongue3:
    Last edited by Kentucky Fried Chokin; 2/28/2008 7:03pm, .


      Gleaming shell of an outworn lie; fable of Right divine --
      You gained your crowns by heritage, but Blood was the price of mine.
      The throne that I won by blood and sweat, by Crom, I will not sell
      For promise of valleys filled with gold, or threat of the Halls of Hell!

      When I was a fighting-man, the kettle-drums they beat,
      The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
      But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
      With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back.

      What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie?
      I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky.
      The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing;
      Rush in and die, dogs -- I was a man before I was a king.


        Originally posted by Teh El Macho
        This thread is making me so confused

        *** looks in horror at the hand as it bends at the wrist in an uncontrollable ghayish way ***
        If this thread is doing it, that's just scary. You're susceptible....
        "Judo is a study of techniques with which you may kill if you wish to kill, injure if you wish to injure, subdue if you wish to subdue, and, when attacked, defend yourself" - Jigoro Kano (1889)
        ***Was this quote "taken out of context"?***

        "The judoist has no time to allow himself a margin for error, especially in a situation upon which his or another person's very life depends...."
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        ~ Brigadier General Gordon Toney


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            Maybe we should all just start posting websites of dojos in our individual local areas...that all feature chubby instructors.
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            Originally posted by Dilbert
            "Driving without blood is surprisingly difficult."


              I found a fat teacher who teaches TKD immediately after my mma class. Huuuge beer belly. What about overweight "senior " students, would that put people off going to clubs?


                I think I just lost a pound or two laughing at KhorneliusPraxx's avatar.



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