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    World's Dirtiest Fighting Secrets

    Torn from the pages of Crazy, Marvel's Mad Magazine knock-off, comes:

    WORLD'S DIRTIEST FIGHTING SECRETS



    The copy was written by the late Steve Gerber (Howard The Duck), who died this week.

    Think Billy will roll the dice in court over this one too?

    #2
    AMAZING find! Which issue of Crazy was that from?

    --Joe

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      #3
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaqUIO1d6jw

      He put the Ka-ra-te back in Bajillion Jew Jitsu.

      And is teh deadly.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Kung-Fu Joe
        AMAZING find! Which issue of Crazy was that from?
        August '75.

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          #5
          Those dirty, dirty fighting secrets!

          No wonder why it's an ad in the back of the magazine. Does it have a 1-800 number?
          DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! The Chinese know everything! And they knew it 4,000 years before YOU did!

          "Yes. Yes I am. I'm clearly illiterate and dictating this post to a squadron of several dozen trained jumping beans I've coearced into living on my keyboard, each named after a letter or character, which bounce up and down as I call their names." -JohnnyCache

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            #6
            That guy in the video looks like he's be a head coach on the bad guys side of The Karate Kid. We need more mullets in martial arts. Especially Karate.

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              #7
              The whole thing is brilliant. Especially the capitalized parts. "They meet in a DARK ALLEY and BEAT EACH OTHER UP!"

              Incidentally, I didn't even know there actually was a humor mag called Crazy. I thought that was just a gag from the Simpsons.

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                #8
                Buh Zurk? Where were you when I was choosing a username?
                Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices.
                - Voltaire

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                  #9
                  I think the "Black COW Society" says all.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by J65
                    I think the "Black COW Society" says all.
                    No way, this is fake?

                    Gonna have to call Ashida back.

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                      #11
                      It's a direct parody of the Dim Mak advertisements run by John Keehan ("Cont Dante") in the late '60s and early '70s:



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                        #12
                        Originally posted by DdlR
                        It's a direct parody of the Dim Mak advertisements run by John Keehan ("Cont Dante") in the late '60s and early '70s:
                        We know. Well, except for that one guy. But please don't carefully explain things that everyone who isn't retarded already knows.

                        And, of course, Marvel comics ran both the legit ad and the parody, which is what makes it awesome.

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                          #13
                          My dirty fighting secrets involves touching my own sweaty ass extensively before cross facing!!! See if you can beat that!!! :viking:
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Rivington
                            We know. Well, except for that one guy. But please don't carefully explain things that everyone who isn't retarded already knows.
                            I'm a compulsive educator. It's a curse.

                            And, of course, Marvel comics ran both the legit ad and the parody, which is what makes it awesome.
                            That does make it awesome..
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                              #15
                              Yeah I got this....Great Parody....

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