He's finally lost his mind

[SFGOON]

And I'm talking about ashida kim. Unfortunately, he has chosen to release a book on how to use a light saber, and that weird thing used by Klingons in star trek.

I submit for your amusement.

http://dojopress.com/catalogbk88.html

God help us all.

[Just Guess]

The Ninja are the acknowledged masters of all forms of known weaponry. From ancient times, their arsenal of death dealing devices has been unparalleled.

But, what of the 21st century?

Ninja Master Ashida Kim demonstrates two of the most likely weapons man will face as mankind moves out into space in the new millennia.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

[partyboy]

I bought 5.

[The Question]

Ninja Alien Death Weaponry.

Awesome.

[Just Guess]

And the video demonstration.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0TSnpwx45Q

[jnp]

ALIEN HORN SPEAR-
Based on the principles of how an alien beast might use its horns, this stainless steel double ended weapon might be used by any warrior race ravaging the universe.

LASER SWORD-
Man, or some similar alien species, will almost find a method of harnessing Light Amplified by Stimulated Emission of Radiation into a coherent beam that can be used much in the manner of a 20th century sword.

Now that's just good copy. They laser targeted the Soldier of Fortune rejects and Sci/Fi geeks who go for this stuff.

"Based on the principles of how an alien beast might use its horns"
What is wrong with the way Earth beasts use their horns? What's the opposite of xeno-discrimination?

[DdlR]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0TSnpwx45Q

Maybe it's intentional self-parody?

[Kid Miracleman]

This book is silly and completely unrealistic.

I mean, he doesn't even address how to defend against Force Lightning from a Sith Lord! It's a lot more complicated than just "catching it with your laser sword," believe you me.

[Dak]

LASER SWORD-
Man, or some similar alien species, will almost find a method of harnessing Light Amplified by Stimulated Emission of Radiation into a coherent beam that can be used much in the manner of a 20th century sword.


Techniques demonstrated include:
Straight Thrust
Sky-to-Ground Cut
Ground-to-Sky Cut
The Body Cut
The Head Cut

well im stoked guys how bout you? no more guns just swords


edit: why ninja need wall for support O.o

[SFGOON]

I gt a black belt in Jedi Master from this guy once. Cost me 20$!

[Just Guess]

^Srsly? Pics plz!

[G-Off]

This book is silly and completely unrealistic.

I mean, he doesn't even address how to defend against Force Lightning from a Sith Lord! It's a lot more complicated than just "catching it with your laser sword," believe you me.

Definitely. You need the force to direct it to your lightsaber, and he doesn't even address the force aside from mind tricks!

[partyboy]

And the video demonstration.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0TSnpwx45Q

I still say that's a video of Team America puppets and not real humans

[G-Off]

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Beautiful.

+Rep.

[NuclearFist]

I dont care what you all say. Ashida Kim has NOTHING on this guy.







NOTHING!!!!