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    My boss was wearing his cornflower blue tie...

    OK

    Seriously.

    I can't take this shit anymore.

    There's one excuse for not sparring I hear way too often.

    "I can't show up to work with a black eye" :ky:

    OK, seriously people, let's have a serious, serious sitdown internet talk about how fucking often you actually GET a black eye training and what would REALLY happen at your job if you did show up with one.

    Are you a model? An actress? A domestic violence counselor?

    What is it about your jobs that keeps you from simply saying "Boxing is a hobby of mine, apparently the other guy takes it a little more seriously" or "Yeah, I was struck in the eye" or even just bullshit about a traffic accident or something if someone asks?

    I simply no longer buy this shit where you can't even risk the marginal chance of a black eye at work. I don't buy that very many of you are actually walking home with black eyes.

    Seriously. Tell me why you can't just tell your boss you do martial arts.


    #2
    at our place your not allowed to spar until after 6 months of training. and even then if i got a black eye i would show up to school and people would be like haha holy shit what happened to you. id be like i was sparring, then tehyd go whats that, then id go thats when you fight other people. and then they go bullshit, then i just shrug em off. its a good attention getter...i tsjust those non believers that suck

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      #3
      Seriously. Tell me why you can't just tell your boss you do martial arts.
      Because then your boss will want to fire you before you become "samurai sword wielding man was shot by police today"

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        #4
        Originally posted by Purpleskunk
        at our place your not allowed to spar until after 6 months of training. and even then if i got a black eye i would show up to school and people would be like haha holy shit what happened to you. id be like i was sparring, then tehyd go whats that, then id go thats when you fight other people. and then they go bullshit, then i just shrug em off. its a good attention getter...i tsjust those non believers that suck
        Thanks for playing but you're too young to talk.

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          #5
          My profession is pretty conservative. Nobody bothers me much about visible injuries. I got the comment that I "must feel like I have something to prove" when I came into work with a purple eyesocket after getting kneed in the eye. But we're talking about once in a couple years.

          People need to sack up, it's a terrible excuse.
          I'm picturing you drooling onto the keyboard as you type, one eye rotating independent of the other as your hands mash the keys. - Sophist

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            #6
            Since i talk for a living, I'm more worried about a busted jaw or a concussion. Still spar though.

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              #7
              People at work know I do Martial Arts.

              Sometimes I demonstrate my kung fu techniques in the break room at or around lunch time. No one seems to mind.
              Originally posted by Goju - joe
              being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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                #8
                Originally posted by The Question
                People at work know I do Martial Arts.

                Sometimes I demonstrate my kung fu techniques in the break room at or around lunch time. No one seems to mind.

                Why would they mind free entertainment?

                Question, when you come in the room, do people stop talking and look at you?

                And do you actually manage to interpret this in a positive way some how?

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                  #9
                  Seriously guys, get yourself a basic foundation and concealer (ask your g/f's, wife, mom or sister to help out) and use that to cover any facial bruises. :5innocent

                  You won't have to tell anyone you do MA, you get to keep your job, you don't scare your boss, you also retain the element of surprise in case you do have to beat someone up at work.
                  "I'm reluctant to sound like a total fa66ot as well, but my background in sculpture gave me an edge in understanding how we're expected to move thru space." - The Other Other Serge

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                    #10
                    I work at a hippy liberal east coast college, and I've never had a problem with my boss from the numerous black eyes and facial cuts I've gotten. Tell your boss you walked into a door or something, you fucking pussies
                    Undisputed KING OF ASSHOLES.

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                      #11
                      hilarious!

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                        #12
                        I showed up the first day of my current job with my face looking like this:

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                          #13
                          I think ironically the worst job to show up to with a black eye is






                          a Professional Fighter. The scruntiny. The name calling. Make it stop....

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Lily
                            Seriously guys, get yourself a basic foundation and concealer (ask your g/f's, wife, mom or sister to help out) and use that to cover any facial bruises. :5innocent

                            You won't have to tell anyone you do MA, you get to keep your job, you don't scare your boss, you also retain the element of surprise in case you do have to beat someone up at work.
                            Only now you'll have to explain why you are wearing make-up.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by fatherdog
                              I work at a hippy liberal east coast college, and I've never had a problem with my boss from the numerous black eyes and facial cuts I've gotten. Tell your boss you walked into a door or something, you fucking pussies
                              He fell down some stairs.

                              I fell down some stairs.
                              I'm picturing you drooling onto the keyboard as you type, one eye rotating independent of the other as your hands mash the keys. - Sophist

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