Guys, Jesus didn't tap.

[JudOWNED]

And do you fuckers really want me into get into a theological discussion on Law & Gospel?

Ex Lutheran?

[DerAuslander]

Wisconsin Synod.

[IMightBeWrong]

And do you fuckers really want me into get into a theological discussion on Law & Gospel?

Might actually be fun. I enjoy philosophy and religion and other topics in which no matter how much you talk about them nobody ever comes to a concensus! Go for it :)

[3moose1]

The Old Testament Hebrew law condemns tattoos. It also condemns cheeseburgers.

Christians are not required to be good little Jews.

well, thats Rabbitic law, but the actual verse reads, "lol, don't boil a goat in its mom's milk"

They say don't mix meat and dairy so there is no chance of this happening.

Either way, i fucking love cheeseburgers. Non trinistic messianic jews, FTW

[3moose1]

cows MAY be kosher (depends on the cow and how it was killed and prepared) but putting cheese on meat is NEVER kosher.

As long as it has no blood, and doesn't contain the sciatic nerve, shits good.

I mean, its more complicated then that, but i'm not a butcher, so i don't care.

/jew

[DerAuslander]

...............i am not getting my catechism out........

[Moleculo]

You could pay plenty of guys to dress up like jesus who really WOULD be willing to swallow!

[DerAuslander]

Or you could just find a Mexican gigolo....

[IMightBeWrong]

My friend here already has one filled out:



Lover-boy here's all yours! :love4: Just toss a tattered old robe on him and he's ready to go!

[tharuz]

Or you could just find a Mexican gigolo....

What circle of hell do you want to go to baby?

Fuck all this Christian/Arab/Jew mythology/political analisys/assholery, Jesus forgives. Marcelo Garcia and Fedor are nicer than you and they pwn people over. I'm going with Jesus forgiving them for being better human beings.

In Norse mythology, you went to heaven by dying of violence. In Aztec lore, the only people that went to (their version of) "Heaven" were women who died of childbirth and men who died in war.

Get your priorities straight people.

[Rivington]

All Nutballs Go To Heaven.

[Yamabushi]

I am a pastor, & a fighter MMA is a sport, you are not malicously trying to hurt your opponent. I had my 6th fight on sept 13th, get over the misinterpretations of Christianity, perhaps you guys should actually read the bible some time!

You're not really a pastor are you? Cos advising people to go and read the bible is about the dumbest advice any preacher ever gave out. One of the best ways of turning people into atheists is to get them to read the book. You need to make sure that you only let people read the bits you want them to read, then you explain it to them and after that you give them another little bit to read. On no account do you want unsupervised bible reading, it's dangerous and leads to the rocky road to thinking and thinking leads to questions and questions lead to more thinking and then, before you know it, the men are playing hide the purple parsnip with each other and the women are cavorting with goats.

[Anna Kovacs]

you are not malicously trying to hurt your opponent.

Yes I am.

[jkdbuck76]

Anna,

Explain. Do you hate your opponent? Serious question here.

[DerAuslander]

Tharuz once again illuminates his idiocy.