Guys, Jesus didn't tap.

[Vince Tortelli]

Is is a wimpy as fuck fictional character. Like, the wimpiest that ever wimped.

It's like Jeff Monson wearing a shirt that says "Ghandi Didn't Tap". LOL.

Gotta call you wrong on this one, Lance Storm. One of the last acts Jesus performed before he was crucified was walking into the Jewish temple with a whip made of knotted rope and chasing everyone out of the temple courtyard while overturning the money changers tables. (+ for dealing with defeating multiple opponents, but I suppose - for needing a weapon to do it).
Now, Book of Revelation Jesus, Book of Revelation Jesus is a bad mamma jamma. We're talking killing off enough people to fill the valley of Meghido chest deep in blood bad.

[Moleculo]

My church just started a Bible study/MMA group. They have a sub-grappling tournament in like a week.

Not shitting you.

It is a mortal sin to roll with a man as with a woman.

[DHNK]

Gotta call you wrong on this one, Lance Storm. One of the last acts Jesus performed before he was crucified was walking into the Jewish temple with a whip made of knotted rope and chasing everyone out of the temple courtyard while overturning the money changers tables. (+ for dealing with defeating multiple opponents, but I suppose - for needing a weapon to do it).
Now, Book of Revelation Jesus, Book of Revelation Jesus is a bad mamma jamma. We're talking killing off enough people to fill the valley of Meghido chest deep in blood bad.

Meggido is only a mountain AFAIK.

[Don Gwinn]

I actually have a "Submission Is The Only Way to Win" t-shirt which depicts Jesus on the back.

On the front, there's a patch on the left chest that says "Beating the Hell Out of Satan" under a picture of an angel mounted on a devil and dropping bombs.

I'm an atheist, so it's not offensive.

[Rivington]

My church just started a Bible study/MMA group. They have a sub-grappling tournament in like a week.

Not shitting you.

There will be a lot of broken arms and poopy drawers if nobody taps. Hallelujah.

[kracker]

I actually have a "Submission Is The Only Way to Win" t-shirt which depicts Jesus on the back.

On the front, there's a patch on the left chest that says "Beating the Hell Out of Satan" under a picture of an angel mounted on a devil and dropping bombs.

I'm an atheist, so it's not offensive.

Unlike the OP shirt, I would TOTALLY wear that shirt (I'm a Christian).

[Knave]

Greetings.

The armbar shirt is probably the most awesome t-shirt ever conceived. I'm thinking about buying one to wear to jits tournaments.

[Vieux Normand]

What the Romans really did to Jesus--the truth comes out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0dXnHtBcTo

[Permalost]

If Jesus was crucified by Roman soldiers who were most likely teenagers, then the bible probably omitted the part where he was cricified and left to die in public with dicks drawn on his face.

[PasleyPMT]

I actually have a "Submission Is The Only Way to Win" t-shirt which depicts Jesus on the back.

On the front, there's a patch on the left chest that says "Beating the Hell Out of Satan" under a picture of an angel mounted on a devil and dropping bombs.

I'm an atheist, so it's not offensive.

Huh, now what who?

Does that really make any sense?

I'm not a woman but I get offended when someone calls me a baby squirting cock gobbler...

Unless you're joking...which in case "ha ha"

[Rivington]

I'm not a woman but I get offended when someone calls me a baby squirting cock gobbler...

If you were a woman, maybe you'd get turned on instead?

[PasleyPMT]

I actually have a "Submission Is The Only Way to Win" t-shirt which depicts Jesus on the back.

On the front, there's a patch on the left chest that says "Beating the Hell Out of Satan" under a picture of an angel mounted on a devil and dropping bombs.

I'm an atheist, so it's not offensive.

Huh, now what who?

Does that really make any sense?

I'm not a woman but I get offended when someone calls me a baby squirting cock gobbler...

Unless you're joking...which in case "ha ha"

[Won Dom Fok]

Well. It's like this. Jesus created the universe and all the martial arts. He bench presses any weight you give him. All chi power is in him.

Oh yeah. He is the only one who could tell Church Norris off and get away with it. But he and Chuck are on the same side so that ain't ever gonna happen.

[DHNK]

OMFG, how is that rape video even allowed on youtube?

[Lu Tze]

Huh, now what who?

Does that really make any sense?

I'm not a woman but I get offended when someone calls me a baby squirting cock gobbler...

Unless you're joking...which in case "ha ha"

Whether to be offended or not is a choice people make.

Of course, turn the other cheek only counts if it's the Christians offending other people right?