Guys, Jesus didn't tap.

[Moleculo]

Whut?

[Moleculo]

They're using *my* Savior to sell their crap.

If I were you I would sue for copyright infringement.

[aaaargh]

Mark, 15:34
"And at the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? which is, being interpreted, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?"

That's a verbal tap-out.

[Permalost]

If I were you I would sue for copyright infringement.

I've always wondered if one could gain intellectual rights to the bible so you could earn royalties whenever it was quoted publicly.

[Frank White]

Michael Jackson owns the rights to "Happy Birthday", so, possibly...

if you were as AWESOME as Michael Jackson!

[Moleculo]

I've always wondered if one could gain intellectual rights to the bible so you could earn royalties whenever it was quoted publicly.

If it were possible either Disney or ebaum would already have done it.

[Zimmer]

Possibly the best song ever created.

[attakmint]

King James Version is public domain. Newer translations - it depends, sometimes it's "quote as much as you want, just give the version", others it's "Up to 500 words OR a chapter"

[kracker]

I am part offended, part amused. If the maker of these shorts is an athiest, then it's pretty offensive. If it was some kind of evangelist, then it's kind of dumb, and therefore funny as no malicious intent was present. If it is the latter, I could EASILY see Matt Hughes or Dan Barrera wearing that line. Wouldn't that be awesome.

[Tenebrous]

My mind has been officially blown. This is quite possibly the most amazing T-Shirt design I have ever seen in my life:


It'll offend hardcore anti-Christians by being about Jesus, and it'll offend ridiculous blind-faith wackjobs by being about fighting. You can't lose!

--Joe

That isn't any of the maneuvers I would identify as a crucifix. I don't remember ever hearing anything about Jesus being nailed up on an armbar by the Romans. I call shenanigans.

[Moleculo]

I don't remember ever hearing anything about Jesus being nailed up on an armbar by the Romans. I call shenanigans.

It's because it was a cruciFICTION.

[TheMightyMcClaw]

Pagan chicks: white girls with stinky dreads
that dont shave their armpits.

Catholic chicks: Latin chicks in short skirts
that consider oral sex to be a
prefered method of birth control.

Pagans lose.

Point taken. But the gods are still cooler, even if the new age mystic hippes who pay lip service to them in their Magickal Fun Faith aren't.

[BBT4life]

I find that extremely offensive. Being that Jesus, my personal savio rand lord, would not endorse human cockfighting sports like MMA I would like to have words with the makers of that t-shirt.

[Tenebrous]

I find that extremely offensive. Being that Jesus, my personal savio rand lord, would not endorse human cockfighting sports like MMA I would like to have words with the makers of that t-shirt.

Nobody is buying your schtick. Go away.

[Dagon Akujin]

My church just started a Bible study/MMA group. They have a sub-grappling tournament in like a week.

Not shitting you.