Guys, Jesus didn't tap.

[Moleculo]

Of course Jesus tapped.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

[couch13]

I don't know what they're talking about. I was at an airport taking a shit and Jesus tapped three times from the stall next to mine.

[Tenebrous]

"Technically speaking it's very hard to tap when you're in the crucifix hold, especially one as tight as those Romans had on JC."

classy.

Perhaps it would be more appropriate, though less catchy, if the motto was "Jesus didn't verbally submit".

[Tenebrous]

Is is a wimpy as fuck fictional character. Like, the wimpiest that ever wimped.

It's like Jeff Monson wearing a shirt that says "Ghandi Didn't Tap". LOL.

Ghandi didn't tap to food. In fact, he made another country tap to his non-food. He's got game.

[sochin101]

Jesus did tap... Mary Magdelene's ass.

Or in the man himself's own words "I got your second coming right here" *swishlobslapppp*.

[Kung-Fu Joe]

My mind has been officially blown. This is quite possibly the most amazing T-Shirt design I have ever seen in my life:


It'll offend hardcore anti-Christians by being about Jesus, and it'll offend ridiculous blind-faith wackjobs by being about fighting. You can't lose!

--Joe

[Lu Tze]

It's the Romans that tapped.

Tap tap tap. That's one nail.

Tap tap tap. There's another.

Tap tap....

[mrblackmagic]

What would Jesus Do?

He's the son of God. Fake a single, double underhook, cross buttocks, full mount, and sink a kimura. What else?

[Kung-Fu Joe]

He's the son of God. Fake a single, double underhook, cross buttocks, full mount, and sink a kimura. What else?

No way, dude-- the Messiah would totally employ the Crucifix as his finishing move. Always.

--Joe

[sochin101]

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy...

[The Question]

Jesus would double tap on all y'all for dissing him on the internets.

[Abusivemelon]

3- 6 weeks delivery? Messengers of god my ass.

[kismasher]

why do you type like that?

oops, should have said, why you gotz to be typin' like dat dawg?

[DHNK]

Jesus didn't tap, he got knocked the fuck out. Also, that clothing line is kinda shameless.

[ignatzami]

I have never laughed so hard from any other thread on Bullshido ever.... this is amazing.