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    I'm serious. I have a full on celebrity crush on her.

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      Originally posted by Arjuna
      Those Sikh always be packing a blade, yo.




      Kinky.

      That first pic from Tonuzaba had her giving off an Ethiopian vibe - like if I'd give her some food she'd sleep with me.
      true, the men carry daggers.
      mostly ceremonial though.
      they must carry a bunch of stuff according to their belief set, a dagger a comb and a couple of other things.

      personally, as a westener, i preferred the sikh girls, i thought the hindu girls were a bit unattractive.
      sikhs are also more reliable when doing bussiness or just buying something in a shop.
      if i saw two shops with same merchandise one a hindu the other a sikh owner i definately would opt for the sikh dude.

      i worked around the corner of a gauduara sikh temple.
      they have these traditional guard with huge spears and shit.
      pretty awesome.

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        i just had a feeling like was floating, and reading the page as if from a great height.
        Does this mean i had a religious experience?

        Is vodka recognised as a proper medium for reaching Jesus?

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          Excuse me, ex-excuse me. Can I have your attention please?

          Jesus was black.

          That is all.

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            Originally posted by LiJieLong
            Excuse me, ex-excuse me. Can I have your attention please?

            Jesus was black.

            That is all.
            1) No, you may not.

            2) Who gives a flying fuck?

            3) That is all.

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              Originally posted by Vieux Normand
              1) No, you may not.

              2) Who gives a flying fuck?

              3) That is all.
              RACIS!!! (I'm not allowed to pronounce the 't', sorry)

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                I thought you were a mexican, not a chinaman.

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                  Wow... I am not proud to say that I know a lot about this. All the jokes aside the truth is that this guy Jason Frank has stakes in this deal. How do I know that? Mr. Frank has decided to setup shop here in Houston. More specifically Atascosita which is a small town in the suburbs on the North East side of town. I've met the guy since he used to come down to my Gym to do MMA classes either in his Viper or in his Hummer. I know this because every single brand name on NoSubmit.com had a sticker on his Hummer which just so happens to be the home of "Jesus Didn't Tap." I saw the thing coming out of the Gym one day and gawked at for a few seconds. Naturally I did research about it when I got home.

                  There was a section on the site that I can't seem to find anymore that explained the whole, "Jesus Didn't Tap" brand. Basically someone's newborn was born with a very grave disease, the type doctors tell you that you wont survive. Some how she did. To commemorate that someone came up with the whole, "Jesus Didn't Tap" line. Which in turn became their new brand name.

                  I've seen at least one guy wearing the "Jesus Didn't Tap" shirt at the gym. The worst was one of our regulars whose an instructor over at Frank's dojo come in a "Jesus Didn't Tap" Gi which looks like a Cobra Kai Gi with sleeves. That's the story on how I learned about "Jesus Didn't Tap," from a guy whose seen the gear up close, and witnessed the advertisement first hand.

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                    Originally posted by illegalusername
                    ...Is vodka recognised as a proper medium for reaching Jesus?
                    George W. Bush swears by it.

                    CLICK & WATCH
                    :
                    I got BULLSHIDO ON TV!!!

                    "Bruce Lee sucks because I slammed my nuts with nunchucks trying to do that stupid shit back in the day. I still managed to have two kids. I forgive you Bruce.
                    " - by Vorpal

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                      Originally posted by Squerlli
                      RACIS!!! (I'm not allowed to pronounce the 't', sorry)
                      Good thing you're too smart to wear 'apou' gear...

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                        Originally posted by LiJieLong
                        Excuse me, ex-excuse me. Can I have your attention please?

                        Jesus was black.

                        That is all.
                        Jesus was a homey?


                        cool!

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                          In a sense, but the only way that any of it makes sense is if Jesus was a black woman.

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                            Originally posted by Critical Jo
                            Wow... I am not proud to say that I know a lot about this. All the jokes aside the truth is that this guy Jason Frank has stakes in this deal. How do I know that? Mr. Frank has decided to setup shop here in Houston. More specifically Atascosita which is a small town in the suburbs on the North East side of town. I've met the guy since he used to come down to my Gym to do MMA classes either in his Viper or in his Hummer. I know this because every single brand name on NoSubmit.com had a sticker on his Hummer which just so happens to be the home of "Jesus Didn't Tap." I saw the thing coming out of the Gym one day and gawked at for a few seconds. Naturally I did research about it when I got home.
                            Just curious Jo, but how did ol' Frankie do in MMA training? I was working in Houston a couple of summers ago (also went to school at UH) and stayed with my brother in Humble; I've driven past Jason's school more than a few times and have seen some of his kickboxing competition video, and wondered how well he might do in MMA competition. There was a minor row a while back where he was scheduled to have a fight, but the promoter supposedly changed it to a boxing-rules match at the last minute and Jason backed out. At this point I'm not sure if he's ever competed in MMA or not.

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                              The only time I'd ever see him showing up to the Gym was the off times when there weren't any classes going on. They were privates so I honestly don't know for certain what they covered or how he did. Last I heard was that he wanted to get into MMA but I don't think he's made it official just yet.

                              I've heard about his fights being screwy. How he'll go and ask for Muay Thai rules and they'll give him Kickboxing rules or some other stuff. Aside from that, that's all I know.

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                                Originally posted by conceited
                                Serious ethical dilemma: if I neg rep a reverend do I go to hell? What if I just flame/troll one?
                                Don't worry:) I will be your friend in hell:)

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