Guys, Jesus didn't tap.

[Poop Loops]

Jesus didn't die so I could armbar somebody.

Also, I have a personal grudge against Bible quotes taken out of context.

Maybe your friend is different, though. Christianity isn't monolithic.

I mean, I appreciate the sentiment of these guys, but I don't think that putting "Jesus didn't tap" on my fight shorts is a good method to evangelize.

You appreciate the sentiment? Of what? Milking Christian idiots for all they are worth?

[dokomoy]

I mean, I'm an atheist myself, but correct me if I'm wrong (please do)... but er, doesn't MMA go against the creed of God? I'm just wondering.

Hell no, religions are all about violence.

[Aikicat]

Jesus didn't tap because he was TKO'd by the Romans 00:37 seconds into the second round.

[TheMightyMcClaw]

Once again, Christianity makes something less cool.
Let's face it: Paganism, whether it's Nordic, Hellenic, Celtic, whatever, is just way cooler than Christianity. I'd much rather have fight shorts that commemorate the almighty Odin or Zeus than a wandering Rabbi who pissed off a few people and got himself nailed to a tree.
We already named a submission after Achilles. Maybe he should get his own line?

[gallantknight]

Hell no, religions are all about violence.

Man, I never knew that. Where'd you find that out, that's really cool! I want to tell all my religious friends that. They seem to have the wrong idea and I don't know why!

[EternalRage]

I can't tell if this company is mocking or not. If not, then I am not that offended, because compared to some of what Christian TMA cults try to pull, this isn't that bad. The only thing is that "Jesus didn't tap" sounds a little like a punch line, so I can understand attakmint's feelings.

[Kentucky Fried Chokin]

This could in fact be the greatest troll job of all time!

[new2bjj]

They should get a marketing deal with Rob Liefeld...

The Jesus getting off the cross and whipping ass was done back in the EARLY 70's or late 60's in the old "New Adventures of Jesus". Jesus goes to a movie and sees a flick where the guy playing him jumps off the cross and whips the shit out of everyone. At the end of the movie he hears a women say "that's not how the book ends". And Jesus says "Oh, I liked this ending much better. In another adventure, Jesus tells the crowd that was going to stone the women- "He who is without sin, throw the first stone!" and they hand him a rock and see "Sorry, Jesus, we didn't know you wanted to go first!"

[attakmint]

If they're doing this in some not-so-thought-out attempt to evangelize, then I appreciate the sentiment, even though the products are crappy.

If they're like Creed and are putting on a veneer of Christianity to sell their fight shorts and t-shirts, then I'll be pretty ticked off at them. They're using my Savior to sell their crap.

[Nihonto]

Would it be wrong if I bought this stuff and wore it as a joke? ... I'm not a christian ...

[Rivington]

Anyone wearing that shirt would probably tap. A lot.

[rw4th]

What would Jesus Do?

[Frank White]

Once again, Christianity
makes something less cool.
Let's face it: Paganism, whether it's Nordic, Hellenic,
Celtic, whatever, is just way cooler than Christianity. I'd much rather
have fight shorts that commemorate the almighty Odin or Zeus than
a wandering Rabbi who pissed off a few people and got himself nailed to a tree.
We already named a submission after Achilles.
Maybe he should get his own line?

Pagan chicks: white girls with stinky dreads
that dont shave their armpits.

Catholic chicks: Latin chicks in short skirts
that consider oral sex to be a
prefered method of birth control.

Pagans lose.

[Permalost]

Did anyone notice the seemingly communist themed brand they are affiliated with.

Kick Grapple Punch: KGP over the hammer and sickle.

Interesting dichotomy...

Jesus AND messages of an extremely socialist nature? How novel.

[Roidie McDouchebag]

Is is a wimpy as fuck fictional character. Like, the wimpiest that ever wimped.

It's like Jeff Monson wearing a shirt that says "Ghandi Didn't Tap". LOL.