Guys, Jesus didn't tap.

[Vieux Normand]

Damn straight. That's why he lets us have the pick of your women.

'The pick'. Right.

"Rabbi Soderblom? Oh, hiiiiiiiiiiiii, my name's Madoooooonnnnna, maybe you've heard of me? The singer? 'Kay, well, I've decided to get into Kabbalah! That's right! From now on, my name's going to be 'Esther'. Like it? It's like, sooooo biblically spiritual, am I right? I've, like , gotten so totally bored with the whole Catholic thing--y'know what the local pah-dray said when I told him I was converting? WELL!, he smiled and said to his assistant, 'They can have her...hell, I'll even pay them'. You believe that?!!? The fuckin' NERVE!!! So, uh, what do you think of this yarmulkah? Well, of course it's skimpy and see-through...after all, I am Madonn.....uh, Esther".

[PointyShinyBurn]

so whats up with those jews, and why do they control all the media?
ive heared they eat unbaptised babies.

Why the hell would we eat unbaptised ones? That wouldn't spit in the face of the One True God and serve Satan, our only master, nearly as much as eating them shortly after confirmation.

[han090]

Why the hell would we eat unbaptised ones? That wouldn't spit in the face of the One True God and serve Satan, our only master, nearly as much as eating them shortly after confirmation.

It totally does. If you wait untill they're baptised, they get to go to heaven, which totally gives god's side an advantage.

But if you eat them beforehand, they can join the unholy legions of hell (or go to purgatory, depends on what you believe).

[SoulMechanic]

If somebody cut out her fucking vocal chords or I somehow lost my hearing I would fuck this woman non stop till the second coming of Christ.






ProTip: Sara Silverman and Fran Drescher both are in relationships with Gentiles. So take THAT pointyshineyburn. Looks like we got a couple of your bitches too foo!

now let us all make nice nice.

[Zendetta]

Pagan chicks: white girls with stinky dreads
that dont shave their armpits.

Catholic chicks: Latin chicks in short skirts
that consider oral sex to be a
prefered method of birth control.

GREAT point, but....

Pagan Chicks: hot bisexual goth girls with...uh... interesting piercings.

Evangelical Chicks: bloated, carb-addicted land whales who practice bahkti yoga/erotically obsess on Jeebus.

Pagans - still in the running.

[SoulMechanic]

Just never put yer dick in a wiccan. The true hambeasts

[Moleculo]

I hope you at least got some counseling afterward.

[Rivington]

it explains it on the site. It says tapping means giving up (a poor definition, but not entirely incorrect), and that jesus never gave up.

How exactly he failed to give up is unclear, as he did allow himself to be crucified, but that's a whole other debate.

Jesus didn't tap because he never gave up.

Was he ever challenged in some way?

[Moleculo]

No shit. Never gave up what?

[MrBadGuy]

NEVER GAVE UP HIS RIGHT TO ROCK!

[Moleculo]

JESUS CHRIST FUCKIN' ROCKSSS!!!

[jkdbuck76]

Just never put yer dick in a wiccan. The true hambeasts

Seconded. I went to college with one and I swear she was so fat, she had to lift up her eyelid fat just to see the chalk board. The back of her neck looked like a package of hotdogs what with all the layered rolls of neck fat. DAMN!

When I went to highschool, some of the FREAKIEST chicks were pentacostal and wore the skirts....which really = easy access to the promised land.

[Lebell]

the only cool jews are the followers of rabbi Nachman:

YouTube - nachman guy dancing on top of a car with his kid

[Tonuzaba]

Somebody mentioned us and a bit sooner, mentioned giving out 4000,- USD.

So, here I am.

What's the deal, ladies?

[Lebell]

Somebody mentioned us and a bit sooner, mentioned giving out 4000,- USD.

So, here I am.

What's the deal, ladies?

same old ,same old, bit of jewbashing.

think: ZOMG they control the media!

or:they killed jesus!!

i added the: they eat unbaptised babies! for that little extra antisemitism on the top.