Originally posted by PointyShinyBurn
"Rabbi Soderblom? Oh, hiiiiiiiiiiiii, my name's Madoooooonnnnna, maybe you've heard of me? The singer? 'Kay, well, I've decided to get into Kabbalah! That's right! From now on, my name's going to be 'Esther'. Like it? It's like, sooooo biblically spiritual, am I right? I've, like , gotten so totally bored with the whole Catholic thing--y'know what the local pah-dray said when I told him I was converting? WELL!, he smiled and said to his assistant, 'They can have her...hell, I'll even pay them'. You believe that?!!? The fuckin' NERVE!!! So, uh, what do you think of this yarmulkah? Well, of course it's skimpy and see-through...after all, I am Madonn.....uh, Esther".
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