Guys, Jesus didn't tap.

[SoulMechanic]

Damn straight. That's why he lets us have the pick of your women.

More like no men can stand to be around yours, frankly I don't know how you guys can put up with them.

[Lebell]

excellent...lets shift this thread towards jewbashing....





so whats up with those jews, and why do they control all the media?
ive heared they eat unbaptised babies.

[SoulMechanic]

The only girl I think I ever had true love for was half Jew.

[Moenstah]

That "Jesus didn't tap" must be something designed by a 'Battle Pope' fan

"When he's not leading mass he's out kicking ass."

[3moose1]

Yay jews!

[Kyduh]

More like no men can stand to be around yours, frankly I don't know how you guys can put up with them.

*swoon*
EDIT: Oh dear god my post count is ironic right now

[Lebell]

i dont know who she is, but she isnt attractive.

she looks semitic...

[han090]

Incidentally, what does "Jesus didn't tap" actually mean? Seriously. The aphorism seems to suggest that one shouldn't tap, but what is gained from that. And how did Jesus not tap; in what situation was he in that some metaphorical tapping could have occurred?

As a slogan, it seems rather silly and empty to me. What is the idea expressed in the slogan?

it explains it on the site. It says tapping means giving up (a poor definition, but not entirely incorrect), and that jesus never gave up.

How exactly he failed to give up is unclear, as he did allow himself to be crucified, but that's a whole other debate.

Jesus didn't tap because he never gave up.

[han090]

i dont know who she is, but she isnt attractive.

she looks semitic...

It's looks kind of sarah silverman. She's jewish isn't she?

[Lebell]

It's looks kind of sarah silverman. She's jewish isn't she?

i know what she's not: Funny.

[Vieux Normand]

More like no men can stand to be around yours, frankly I don't know how you guys can put up with them.

Aw c'mon, what man would be able to resist the likes of Bette Midler, Barbara Streisand, Amy Winehouse, Sandra Bernhardt...

[Domite]

i know what she's not: Funny.

Well, duh, she's a woman.

[Squerlli]

it explains it on the site. It says tapping means giving up (a poor definition, but not entirely incorrect), and that jesus never gave up.

How exactly he failed to give up is unclear, as he did allow himself to be crucified, but that's a whole other debate.

Jesus didn't tap because he never gave up.

Dead men don't fight battles and don't win wars. Jesus wasn't even a soldier. The fuck did he ever accomplish?

Jesus didn't tap, he allowed him self to get pwned to prove a point... I don't know what that point is but if it was to show us he was a puss then mission accomplished. I could get even further into why I don't even believe he ever existed but that's another story.

EDIT: In b4 ZOMG ZEETGEEST!!!
2nd EDIT: In b4 religious tolerance lecture and faith bashing.

If 'Jesus didn't tap' got really well known then every dedicated christian doing Judo, BJJ, or catch would be maimed or dead.

[Lebell]

Aw c'mon, what man would be able to resist the likes of Bette Midler, Barbara Streisand, Amy Winehouse, Sandra Bernhardt...

whoa...gangbang from hell...

[3moose1]

*swoon*
EDIT: Oh dear god my post count is ironic right now

flappy, pancake-boobies are flappy and pancake-like.