Guys, Jesus didn't tap.

[conceited]

I'd guess more along the lines of a crucifix neck crank.

[Ming Loyalist]

I think your definition of malice may differ a bit from mine.

agreed.

we also seem to disagree on the definition of hostile.

but that's ok, it's really semantics.

[Moleculo]

Fighting should be in tune with nature...
...like a lioness just before dinner.

[han090]

I actually kind of want to buy some of these. Not for the religious sentiment, but because they're so damn funny.

I wonder if they've considered that area of the market?

[Moleculo]

Christians really have no idea what humor or irony is.

[IMightBeWrong]

Christians really have no idea what humor or irony is.

Masterful stereotyping! You go, girl!

[Marc Spector]

I've always assumed that "turn the other cheek" described hooking someone in the face, so I think of Jesus as more of a striker.

[conceited]

"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. If God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" - Epicurus

Damn it, I just went there didn't I? 4,000 internet dollars to the man who solves this. Seriously, I didn't take philosophy, and no one has been able to give me a straight answer.

[SoulMechanic]

Christians really have no idea what humor or irony is.

False, we ignore it and pretend neither exist.

[han090]

"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. If God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" - Epicurus

Damn it, I just went there didn't I? 4,000 internet dollars to the man who solves this. Seriously, I didn't take philosophy, and no one has been able to give me a straight answer.

Non religious person's answer: there is no god, that's why

Religios person's answer: He doesn't abolish evil, because he allows us free will.

Of course, the suggestion that you can't have free will without the existence of the choice of evil is false, because if god is omnipotent, he should be able to create a world where allowing free will didn't allow evil to exist.

Of course, free will is in debate anyway, since we make all of lifes decisions based on our experiences to date, and in the initial stages, we have no control over those experiences that shape us as people.


As for the t-shirts potential market for people who laugh at this kind of stuff; with slogans like "blood, sweat and prayers" it's hard to believe they're not already trying to tap that market.

[Transcendent Sunchips]

If you were grappling jesus, would you tap to kill or tap to win?!


If you tapped to kill he'd totally come back in 3 days and like, gogoplata you or something.

Before you kill him, he'd probably say, "Forgive him Father, for he is still a spazzy n00b."

[3moose1]

If you were grappling jesus, would you tap to kill or tap to win?!


If you tapped to kill he'd totally come back in 3 days and like, gogoplata you or something.

Thats why you crucifix his ass.

[Dagon Akujin]

Here's a movie you guys all need to see if you want to continue your debate:

The Holy Mountain


Trailer
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

How many Jesuses you know could turn poo into gold?

The best scene in the movie. The Aztecs vs the Spanish, or frogs vs. chameleons, or something.
YouTube - the holy mountain

[Lu Tze]

"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. If God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" - Epicurus

Damn it, I just went there didn't I? 4,000 internet dollars to the man who solves this. Seriously, I didn't take philosophy, and no one has been able to give me a straight answer.

How can we, mere mortals, fathom an intellect as vast as what God's must be? It'd be like the ants in an ant farm asking why the kid who owns the ant farm keeps putting crippled bees in there for them to fi.. Oh wait, I've figured it out. He's a gigantic cunt.

[TEA]

I've always assumed that "turn the other cheek" described hooking someone in the face, so I think of Jesus as more of a striker.

Actually, "turn the other cheek" is the first step in delivering any turning or spinnig technique (e.g. back kick, spin kick, spinning back fist, etc.), but you're on the right track.

Back to the original topic, I saw someone wearing a similar Christian MMA type shirt last year or so with a "Jesus Didn't Tapout" slogan and a blatant rip-off of the Tapout logo.