ATTN DR. FAGBOT

[GraveDigger]

do 2 ur akshuns in teh thred tittled "Who Should Replace Me As #1 Troll?", u haev been found guiltay uf mail fraud adn must present a new gimmak in this.thread or face teh punishmant uf teh cortz :qright1:

in accordanz w/ teh pricipals of Aliveness, ur new gimmic must b testad in teh ring of honur and theez r teh ruelz:

-u may chooz teh locayshun adn tiem uf ur gimmic (#include historikul epoch, no greeks)
-i will chooz teh subjact uf ur test troll, b it thred, persan or postur

if u fail u wil be b& 2 an imaj bord uf my selekshun, but if u pass u may ad "internet celebrity" 2 ur offace leturhed adn stashunaray plus u will receiv a Penthouse back-ishyu of ur desier :biggrin:

[King Sleepless]

I think that this is going to be the most spectacular form of internet communication I will ever experience.

[GraveDigger]

plz due not post in this.thred if u r not funnay, wich si basikalay every1 :5bullwhip

[Vince Tortelli]

plz due not post in this.thred if u r not funnay, wich si basikalay every1 :5bullwhip

Sirc has problems with reading comprehension....let me see if I can help with VISUAL AIDS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK0Fbx82CYI

[Moleculo]

dysfunctional literacy VS functional illiteracy.

The gauntlet has been cast from Bizarro world.

[Steve]

Sirc has problems with reading comprehension....let me see if I can help with VISUAL AIDS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK0Fbx82CYI

Not funny.

[Vince Tortelli]

Not funny IF you are a Jewish Lizard Man with no human emotions at all.

That's what you meant to say, right?

[DHNK]

I hate myself for having fun watching that. Look at how that kid fell smack on top of his head!

[GraveDigger]

That's what you meant to say, right?

STFU & GTFO tortellini b/c now taht u haev menshund teh ZOG adn teh lizard men i kan onlay conqlude taht u r awlso a supportar uf Ru Paul :5blindfol

[Moleculo]

I hate myself for having fun watching that. Look at how that kid fell smack on top of his head!

Shouldn't you be out looking for terrorists?

[Vince Tortelli]

ZOG :5blindfol

Kneel before ZOG.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKDFop0aqYQ

[Snake Plissken]

STFU & GTFO tortellini b/c now taht u haev menshund teh ZOG adn teh lizard men i kan onlay conqlude taht u r awlso a supportar uf Ru Paul :5blindfol

truer words have never been spoken.
Tortellis is, indeed, a "sportur uv Ru Paul"

[Vince Tortelli]

truer words have never been spoken.
Tortellis is, indeed, a "sportur uv Ru Paul"

That's the guy/girl/thing that later went on to become professional wrestler Chyna, right?

[Coyote]

Sirc has problems with reading comprehension....let me see if I can help with VISUAL AIDS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK0Fbx82CYI

You have visual AIDS?
Is that anything like regular AIDS?

[Ronin.74]

Sirc has problems with reading comprehension....let me see if I can help with VISUAL AIDS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK0Fbx82CYI

No. very funny! Don't listen to the humorless masses Vince.