Awesomely Bad Crappling...

[TalkShowOnMute]

10th Planet rip off of sorts and just generally a :homo:

It's bad but atleast notice comments at 2:30. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayjMNLJ1Bx8



Also this is highly amusing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjId32YtBMU


*Spotted this on UG.

[TalkShowOnMute]

Buttcheek Slice!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqsXkD1mZ3M

[TalkShowOnMute]

The last one I swear...but the dude makes sound effects when he grapples...who does that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfJuKoOJZcI

[Virus]

So who are these guys. more Catch Wrestlers or something?

[TalkShowOnMute]

Not sure, I believe some JKD fanatic who likes Eddie Bravo, which is nice and all. But he apparently teaches this stuff, the sphinx! Watch out, Rgypt will kill and paralize you. :O

[Virus]

So this grappling was all unlocked from JKD?

[Lebell]

its hidden in the forms obviously..oh wait jkd doesnt have forms...

i had the watch the vids without sounds, but the last one looked pretty damn funny.
pleez someone check out those doodz and where they train, i smell teh funny confrontation vid in the making.

*kablam!*

*pow*

60ies batman style, you dig?

maybe someone edits this vid with the batman tune and the visual effects?

[Yojimbo1717]

That knife one was the most painful - but that jackass explaining the intricacies of JKD crappling...well...it wasn't painless.

My head now hurts.

[Kintanon]

Yeah, if you collect all of the Bruce Lee posters before you take on the end boss, then the second time you play through JKD you unlock the secret grappling techniques.

[WhiteShark]

I THINK I FINALLY FIGURED OUT THE UNIVERSAL TRUTH OF CRAPPLING!!!!!

All crappling is based on the assumption that your opponent has terrible posture!

[Yojimbo1717]

Don't forget about the Helm of Disintegration. It turns you into a black guy.

[el dangeroso]

Was that guy sitting at his desk being "interviewed" have on a Navy Seal hat? I wonder if he has his students believing he's a Seal, too. I have seen some crappling before but I could'nt even watch that whole thing. WTF is a "Jacob's Ladder"? Did he really make that shit up? Goddamn what a cheesy name.

[Kentucky Fried Chokin]

Isn't "Jacob's Ladder" a Tim Robbins movie?

[BomberH]

[B]10th Planet rip off of sorts and just generally a :homo:


Also this is highly amusing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjId32YtBMU


*Spotted this on UG.

What a fucking complete TIT. I hope he gets the full inquisition. Just sumarising some of the bullshit:

On Gracie Jiu Jitsu:

I started watching the tapes constantly and reading every book I can and practising until I was blue in the face, and then trying to modify it and find better and new ways to do it

On Eddie Bravo and his Jiu Jitsu:

Eddie Bravo is a very intelligent man. I've never met him but I've studied his books and watched his videos till I'm blue in the face and tried to figure out my own crap.

So this guy learned Jiu Jitsu from books and then using his vast martial arts genius sought to develop new and better methods of grappling. I guess that includes his Egyptian death lock.

The guy then explains how he developed his skills and what styles he has studied:

My Feet work, Shaolin Kung Fu, Savate and Taekwondo

My handwork TKD, Jeet Kune Do, Savate, Western Boxing, Wing Chun, Silate and [Packquoi?]

My knees Krav Maga and Thai Boxing

For my throws I learned Judo and then I went to Aikido.....then Senchow.....then Greco Roman Wrestling.......then JiuJitsu for my ground work. Tradional Japanese Ju Jitsu.... Gracie Jiu Jitsu, Machado Jiu Jitsu and Eddie Bravo JiuJitsu. I've studied every form of JiuJitsu I can think of.

Sorry some of my quotes are paraphasing but what a complete fucking load of bollocks. He claims to have studied every style under the sun including every style of JiuJitsu.

[Virus]

He may have trained in all that but it would be hard to delve into any of them at depth. But apparenty he ranks as a Blue Face in many grappling styles.