street fighting

[Dak]

i lerned all i know about fighting form mortal kombat i can take anyone at anytime...... then i can freeze their body and shatter then with a roundhouse kick

and btw.....

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[hoodedmonk]

stevenl553 take my word for it! Do some more lurking before you post again bud.

[cuatro76]

Better yet, erase your profile and start over after you've done some more lurking.

[ysc87]

Thats because you do freestyle and when you "streetfight" it's actually you and another guy break dancing 'against each other' on a piece of cardboard box ON the the street.

I mean, where else would you do such a thing? On the sidewalk? ...Or in a gym like you "sport dancing" freaks? Fuck that shit. I do it in t3h str33ts. Now watch me pull a windmill on the lane divider.

[attakmint]

Everytime I fight the street, I break my knuckles. I suggest just letting the street do whatever it wants.

Gloves FTW.

[Hooded Justice]

What should you do when you wake up and smell smoke, and rush to the door only to find that it's been nailed shut. Then you go to the window and you see that your whole house is on fire and on your lawn there's this hairy dude in a pink princess dress with an gascan in one hand and a pistol in the other. And when he sees you at the window he fires and starts screaming, "Who's the faggot now, tough guy? Huh! HUH! WHO IS THE FAGGOT NOW??!"

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

[wanabeshinobi]

As much as I appreciate net privacy I think these kind of persons should be noticed to police and forced to some mental check before they start killing their school/work mates for no better reason.

[RobT]

Erle Montaigue knows an old Chinese proverb about street-fighting;

"You use technique, you lose"

It's somewhere in this video;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqHCUl5TILA

[plasma]

I've never seen a noob get reamed so badly. I probably haven't been around long enough.

You weren't around the old days before Newbietown.

[fanatical]

Hello everyone,

yes I am a newbie here to this website and figured I would post.
I have trained in Boxing, Tae-Kwondo, Juijitsu, basic grappling, hand to hand, and knife fighting.

I was luck enough to realize at a young age that in order for one to succeed in the fighting world you must:

first practice many different styles.

Second - become good with your hands,feet, elbows and knees.

third - Understand where all the major organs and arteries are located within the body.

fourth- while fighting, make sure you fight with everything you got, nothing less then 110%, as if it were to fight till the death.

Fifth, There are NO RULES

Umm.. no.. The first rule is you don't talk about fight club.

[Granto]

Thanks for that video RobT,

I have been unable to find a Dim Mak school of Death Touch in Australia, however, I can now learn from this video.

"...there's an old Chinese saying which actually says roughly translated which means..."

Wiser words have not been spoken.

Edit: Words spoken in video at 2:51.

[Tofudog]

Rule six: Avoid dropping the soap in the showers.

[stevenl553]

Just replying

I hope I did not offend anyone, I ran across this website a few days ago, loved it and was asked after I had decided to sign up as a member to post.

So, as anyone else would have done, I posted my OPINION, of what I personally think can help others on the street. I am a 33 year old family who has studied different areas and found that their is no time for the so called talking shit and pushing and shoving matches that lead to either nothing at all but two guys making asses out of themselves, or someone getting seriously hurt, because they did not react quick enough and allowed the situation at hand to escalate.

Three rules of " B " that apply on the street.

B quick
B hard
B gone

Ohhh I hope everyone has a great but safe Christmas and New Years.

[Rivington]

Why should we care about your opinions? "Opinion" isn't some magic word that means "You can't make fun of me."

Most opinions needs to have a relation to some set of facts. You know this already, as you appealed to your experience as an observer of shoving matches in which either nothing much happens or someone gets seriously hurt due to escalation.

Hilariously, your opinion, based on these facts, doesn't boil down to a declaration of the importance of deescalation, but on just going right to the seriously hurting someone, with all the fatbelly macho posturing one might expect from a guy who is rapidly approaching middle age and who doesn't seem to have done much with his life other than shitting out a couple of kids between visits to the gym.

Whatev, faggo. Keep up that all-important street attitude. I look forward to your daughters growing up to be wild sluts looking for a new Daddy because their old one got shot through the spine in the Wal-Mart parking lot cuz nobody disrespects him!

[melk]

I hope I did not offend anyone, I ran across this website a few days ago, loved it and was asked after I had decided to sign up as a member to post.

So, as anyone else would have done, I posted my OPINION, of what I personally think can help others on the street. I am a 33 year old family who has studied different areas and found that their is no time for the so called talking shit and pushing and shoving matches that lead to either nothing at all but two guys making asses out of themselves, or someone getting seriously hurt, because they did not react quick enough and allowed the situation at hand to escalate.

Three rules of " B " that apply on the street.

B quick
B hard
B gone

Ohhh I hope everyone has a great but safe Christmas and New Years.

How about this piece of advice that I got from Alexy Kistin one of my primary teachers, I guess I could call it the rules of D
"DE-ESCALATE whenever possible"
"DE-PART before trouble begins"
"DE-FEND only to the extant necessary to survive"

That way when you are standing in front of the DA and he asks you why you chose your course of action, you can say without hesitation that it was the only one availible to you, demonstrate proper restraint.

So it goes something like this:
DA "Sir why did you pull your pistol and shoot the alleged attacker"
You: "He was threatening me with imminent bodily harm and potential loss of life. I had nowhere to run, and I he would not listen to reason. I have a wife and kids who will provide for them if I am gone?"

Your way goes soemthing like this:
DA: "Sir why did you pull a knife and surgically cut the several of the major arteries in the alleged attacker and continue to ventilate his chest after he obviously was no longer a threat and then depart the seen of the crime?"

You: "He was talking shit to me in a parking lot/bar/nightclub, what else do you expect a man to do, act like an adult?"

You see how the two would play rather differently to a jury?

--Edit--
You do realize that if you behave in a rational manner you are like 99% likely to never have to use your d3adly str33t skillz.