Weirdest moments in training?

[100xobm]

This thread has so many lulz. I think it deserves classic status.

[AKRhino]

Damn! Wish we'd thought of that at the time. Actually, he was "Fuzzy Rob", to distinguish him from "Big Rob"

We have a bunch of Josh's

There's Josh (who happens to be bigger, stronger, faster, better than the other Josh's)
Redneck Josh (well, he's a redneck......)
Ginger Josh (uhh, he has red hair, freckles, fair skin...)
Puker Josh (trained with us for a few months, puked AT LEAST once, every practice)
Big Gay Josh (formerly Mangina)

[tideliar]

Being a wuss is okay, but being a wuss while still beleiving your god's gift to mma is another thing ^^ Apart from that he's nice though.

last night I had an asthma attack during training. It happens a couple of times/year. I have an inhaler, so I just need a couple of minutes to calm down and then I'm OK to start again at 75-80%, y'know. Not too crazy, but not worth stopping totally for.

Towards the end of class we're getting to close with ab work, and one of our n00bs takes the piss and says something spiteful. She rates herself as being a bad ass after having been to class for a month or two (she did MT for a while, but quit a couple of years ago. Now she's restarted she thinks she's Gods gift). So I "sucker punched" (her words) her in the guts and she puked.

I feel a bit bad. I explained that's why we do crunches/sit-ups etc....and not to take the piss. My Kru wasn't best pleased though...

[spidy]

One rainy day, I dropped into the local park's jj class on a day no one else came. The instructor and I rolled for about 45 minutes, frustrating each other because neither one of us could gain an advantage. Then he tried pain compliance by twisting my right thumb backwards. Having good pain tolerance and being short of good sense that day, I did not tap. To his horror, my thumb popped and it was turned pointing to the back of my wrist. He really looked horrified when I offered him my hand and told him to put it back into place. For the next five years, he apologized every time I saw him.

[MoccaMastah]

When i started ut kickboxing i got this freind to come with me and train with me. He still training with me. However he doe'snt handle pain very well, despite being 90 kilos +, and kind of scary. (I'm only 70 kilos so he's quite bigger than me)

So we had this intervall thing, i punch him, he hold a punchshield of some sort. And we are supposed to switch after 15 seconds.
suddenly he screams loud and drops the shield. he says between closed lips, oh my fucking god you broke my rib. I was like holy shit man are you allright? He looked like somepody had put his internal organs on fire.

However after 5 minutes he said, phew it was nothing just tired. I just stared at him.....
Since then he has "broken" he's nose (happens all the time), he's thumb, some ribs ++

Being a wuss is okay, but being a wuss while still beleiving your god's gift to mma is another thing ^^ Apart from that he's nice though.

[beardedtaco]

Eat a lot of beans and chili and tell him " I want you ! " ( with the pointed finger, and possibly a cool hat ).

[1point2]

I was doing a grappling drill with a new guy at the dojo, but he had previous grapplin experience. This whole experience was weird from the start because his girlfriend was right in the training area of the dojo filming everything he did. Right in his (my) face. Anyway, the drill was that one person would start on the bottom and their job was to reverse their opponent to get into a dominant position; the other partner started on top and their goal was to apply a submission. The guy I was grappling with was on the bottom. I applied an armbar from full mount, and he started screaming. I mean SCREAMING, like the kind of scream a sane person can only utter while clinging to their last agonizing moments of life. So, assuming I had terribly broken this guys arm, I let go of the armbar. He quickly jumped on top of me and said "you lose!"

Screaming in my dojo is now considered verbal submission. Well, it will be tonight when I make it a rule...

The only solution is to teabag triangle him in the changing room when he's adjusting his jockstrap.

I can't verbalize how much that kind of prank would piss me off.

[IrishLuck422]

I was doing a grappling drill with a new guy at the dojo, but he had previous grapplin experience. This whole experience was weird from the start because his girlfriend was right in the training area of the dojo filming everything he did. Right in his (my) face. Anyway, the drill was that one person would start on the bottom and their job was to reverse their opponent to get into a dominant position; the other partner started on top and their goal was to apply a submission. The guy I was grappling with was on the bottom. I applied an armbar from full mount, and he started screaming. I mean SCREAMING, like the kind of scream a sane person can only utter while clinging to their last agonizing moments of life. So, assuming I had terribly broken this guys arm, I let go of the armbar. He quickly jumped on top of me and said "you lose!"

Screaming in my dojo is now considered verbal submission. Well, it will be tonight when I make it a rule...

[EdgeWalker]

As in balls looking like an overripe Aubergine (egg plant to our American readers) and the "pint of blood from the severe scrotal edema" kind of way


...nice!

man... reading that just gave me a jock itch

[sochin101]

My friend and I were training and we just got the giggles over something. I think it was one of my less-than balletic breakfalls.
Anyway, we cracked up and the instructor, quite rightly, admonished us.
"Gentlemen, you're learning a martial art. Be martial".

I spent the next 45 minutes pretending to be Eminem.
Quietly.

[tideliar]

Not in a good way, you mean?

As in balls looking like an overripe Aubergine (egg plant to our American readers) and the "pint of blood from the severe scrotal edema" kind of way


...nice!

[EdgeWalker]

Outdoor training was always good for a laugh. No matter how thoroughly we checked for dog poop beforehand, we had one particular student who always managed to be the guy who stepped in it, fell on it, or sat on it.

Drunks would always want to show us some esoteric move that they were sure would rock our world.

we frequently train outdoors too, and dog shit is a serious issue!

one time, I was sparring with my team mate at a park (most Taekkyon competitions are team games). I did a push-kick to his thighs to keep him at bay, and saw that I had left a brown streak on his han-bok(gi) pants. We had to end that sparring session early.
Since we wear foam shoes for sparring and competition, I really had no idea when I picked up that dog shit, but I did feel sorry for him lol.


Taekkyon Battle, one of the biggest fighting events in Kyullyun Taekkyon takes place in Insa-dong every saturday afternoon. Insa-dong is a big tourist attraction in Seoul, so we get lots of spectators, including drunk senior citizens.

We actually had one barge into the ring last week. I should have been there everyone's telling me it was hilarious.

[Mackan]

If I hadn't been wearing the cup I'd have been in the ER getting my sack drained for sure. <- not what you might think I mean...

Not in a good way, you mean?

[louiethebutcher]

Me and this guy ended up in the North South position and all of a sudden he started sucking my dick. That was weird.

Ummm.. that is def. kinda weird.

[wingchunx2z]

Back in WC class we were practicing this entry, knee up (shin block?), tan sau, come in on a 45 degree angle. After class we were doing some light sparring and I decided to try it, so I came in and my right knee came up as my opponent cross stomped my left knee. I felt this funky pop in my left knee and collapsed. No pain, but my leg was totally numb for a few seconds. Never did figure out what I did but it was just creepy.

Possibly because corss kicking someone in the knee is a valid technique and it sux for the person getting kicked?