Weirdest moments in training?

[kracker]

You know, if you could control that at will, you'd have an ace up your sleeve in a grappling or MMA match.

Back in high school wrestling there were dudes with clearly visible erections through singlets (which are PLENTY gay enough as is without a cock sticking out). In retrospect though, if one is willing to do gross things to win (like not showering/shaving for a week before the tournament) that would also be an option. You get a bunch of porn and check it out in the bathroom before your match and step on the mat with a 9 inch protrusion in your singlet. I know I would be kind of scared to roll with someone who had a clearly visible erection and it would almost undoubtedly affect my performance.

[Severe]

My very first MA experience was an Aikido class that was the closest I could find to sword instruction.

innocent mistake

The school also offered a systema class.

first warning sign

I was met by a guy with a "shaggy" goatie and a pony tail.

second warning sign (actually a very large flashing neon sign kind of warning)

The head instructor was built like Norm from Cheers and there was an instructor who's name was simply Arrow

third warning signs

After being told that only black belts could spar and only lightly I decided to still give it a try

final warning sign (and most obvious)...

amazing you got out without a cult deprogrammer, well done.

[Severe]

Back in high school wrestling there were dudes with clearly visible erections through singlets (which are PLENTY gay enough as is without a cock sticking out). In retrospect though, if one is willing to do gross things to win (like not showering/shaving for a week before the tournament) that would also be an option. You get a bunch of porn and check it out in the bathroom before your match and step on the mat with a 9 inch protrusion in your singlet. I know I would be kind of scared to roll with someone who had a clearly visible erection and it would almost undoubtedly affect my performance.

you started off with being on topic but then went into teh reasons why you would justify homo erectus behaviour. very disturbing.

I asked a ninjer and he said he uses this move against homo-erotica:



it is the only technique YOU will ever need. you may want to read your post again and have a talk with your parents.

[Domite]

Dude I have that exact same book, it is full of funny shit.

Edit:

Ashida Kim's "Ninja Mind Control" right?

[bobyclumsyninja]

It's funny you own that book....you could eat Ashida Kim whole.

[Merck]

Back in Shaolin-Do, two of the senior students had a gong-sau of sorts. One of them got scissor legged so hard that when he banged his head he got up praying in arabic. When we told him we were going to take him to a hospital for a concussion, he simply said that we should just let him die right there.

[Domite]

It's funny you own that book....you could eat Ashida Kim whole.

Here's an excerpt:

"The ninja spreads his arms in a slow dramatic motion, holding the corners of the cloth by his fingertips, to present a solid sheet (it shows a picture of a 'ninja' holding out a sheet like a bullfighter.) From this stance, it can be thrown over the attacker's head, while you escape."

:laughing6

[Purpleskunk]

Here's an excerpt:

"The ninja spreads his arms in a slow dramatic motion, holding the corners of the cloth by his fingertips, to present a solid sheet (it shows a picture of a 'ninja' holding out a sheet like a bullfighter.) From this stance, it can be thrown over the attacker's head, while you escape."

:laughing6

weirdest moments in martial arts

[Domite]

Okay, fine. One time I was 'sparring' with just kicks from the front leg, and the girl who I was sparring with threw a kick, and her big toe pretty much hit my asshole. Kinda wierd moment.

[sochin101]

Sparring with the instructor (also my ex-bro-in-law), I went low roundhouse to inside of right thigh... he scuttles back and puts his hand up and says "Al, careful mate, I've just got a Prince Albert"...

I'd heard of this piercing, but never seen one.

Curiosity got the better of me and I spent the next few minutes chasing him around the dojo, you know, just to have a look.

I did not make eye contact.

[OZZ]

Doing some light sparring (body contact only) with the only female member of the club and she nailed me right on the end of my @*..ck ..
I wasn't wearing a cup.
She giggled nervously and said sorry.
It was funny. It stung a bit too.

[variance]

I got a hard strike meant for my thigh but in the balls by rattan after I forgot to wear my cup.

Suffice it to say. I swore so much that I"m going to hell
and I think I invented some new swear words as well.

[Permalost]

I got a hard strike meant for my thigh but in the balls by rattan after I forgot to wear my cup.

Suffice it to say. I swore so much that I"m going to hell
and I think I invented some new swear words as well.

I know your pain.

[Fodland]

Once in tai chi class, there were only four people who met up, me, the trainer and two others. Well we started kidding around and gave the trainer the lightest kick I had, well he instantly started to attack me ( lightly tho) and I was too busy guarding my face that I couldn't see what he did ( but I expect he slapped me a few times). Well I slid backwards and started running around the place and he started coming after me, then one of the other people who had met up starts slapping, and I run from her too. After running for 10 more seconds, I got a shoe thrown at my face. One of the guys I trained with had loosened his shoelaces and kicked into the air so that it flew and hit me, and we all started laughing.... When you do tai chi, you don't expect getting a frikkin shoe thrown at your face

[aaaargh]

I saw this thread and immediately a VERY wierd moment popped into my head, immediately followed by the thought that I should never share it with anyone.