Weirdest moments in training?

[The Question]

A few weeks ago, I got hit in the tip of the wang with a rattan stick when I wasn't wearing a cup.

Owwwwwww.

[Tenebrous]

I was paired up to roll with a guy at the gym who has cerebral palsy a few months ago.

How is Angry Spastic doing?

[Severe]

[feedback]

I remember doing RNC drills from behind, I looked down and saw that my partner, a young man in his mid/late teens, had let his testicles out on a leisurely stroll into the mat. The guy looked down and seemed shocked to see his own nuts getting some air. I quickly looked up and prayed that everything would be okay and the drill would stop, that I was just imagining things. We continued to drill in dead silence. I never saw him again.

[Redtail]

Ok, I was supposed to move to Chicago this year but that plan got shot to hell (long story) so I had to move back to Florida, and set a budget so I could make sure my fiancee had a place to stay. (She had a contract with a theatre there.

I can't spend the money on a gym but the Capoiera club I was with also had a BJJ class and I would go in and roll with them before class (I learned a few moves at Deberg in Chicago) I was basicly a warm up dummy but I figured it was better than nothing. There was a little girl in my who lived in my neighborhood and was in Cap class. She was 10 when I started and she just turned 12 last week. So the instructor walks in and I'mgetting ready to leave when I'm attacked by afore mentioned little girl. I laugh because she did this all the time before the Jr's came in in Cap so i start to tickle her. She then turns into mercury and is now on my back with a RNC that BJ Penn would be proud of and whispers with voice breaking "Chris I just got my period."

[money]

Ok, I was supposed to move to Chicago this year but that plan got shot to hell (long story) so I had to move back to Florida, and set a budget so I could make sure my fiancee had a place to stay. (She had a contract with a theatre there.

I can't spend the money on a gym but the Capoiera club I was with also had a BJJ class and I would go in and roll with them before class (I learned a few moves at Deberg in Chicago) I was basicly a warm up dummy but I figured it was better than nothing. There was a little girl in my who lived in my neighborhood and was in Cap class. She was 10 when I started and she just turned 12 last week. So the instructor walks in and I'mgetting ready to leave when I'm attacked by afore mentioned little girl. I laugh because she did this all the time before the Jr's came in in Cap so i start to tickle her. She then turns into mercury and is now on my back with a RNC that BJ Penn would be proud of and whispers with voice breaking "Chris I just got my period."

Wow, that story couldn't have came from a better username.

[sochin101]

Once upon a time, in a land filled with Krotty, my friend opened a karate club.
First lesson, he decided it was a good idea to build the new students' confidence by letting them break boards...
Long story short, every student broke their board, instructor Russ broke two knuckles.
His hand looked like when someone blows up a surgical glove.
Owntastic.

[Carpe Noctem]

When I was in Germany, I was in my squad leader's JJJ class. He allowed small-joint manipulations, among other things. The SGT that I was sparring with happened to get his hand in my face, so I grabbed two of his fingers with one hand and his other two with my other hand and "made a wish".

I didn't know he was essentially double jointed.

Yeah...I got choked out repeatedly that night...

[kekekeke]

Me and this guy ended up in the North South position and all of a sudden he started sucking my dick. That was weird.

[sochin101]

Me and this guy ended up in the North South position and all of a sudden he started sucking my dick. That was weird.

And you never called me back...

[Kintanon]

So I'm not the only one. +rep

Noobs. I was into XMA/Combastics in the early days of Bilang.com and I got pretty good at no handed kipups, head springs, etc... I had actually been doing no-handed kipups exclusively for about 3 months and then I decided for whatever reason to use my hands on one in the middle of a demo. I over-rotated and face planted on a gym floor. SELF OWNAGE FTW.

[kohadril]

On my way to the gym, at the subway station nearest my apartment, I'm waiting for a train. I notice a skeevy-looking, short, bald white dude in the sea of Koreans as he approaches me. Out of the blue, he asks me if I'm with the "hockey team," that apparently plays at Mokdong stadium--my guess is that my large duffel suggested that to him. I tell him I'm a teacher. To this point, nothing is particularly weird; he's in a foreign country, same as me, looking for someone to talk to.

He starts talking about how little teachers make, and how that's a damn shame, and about how you can't save anything on 2,000 Won a month (which is considerably less than I make). He wants me to agree with him on this, won't stop asking until I confirm that yes, indeed 2,000 Won a month is not enough. He then tells me that he feels bad for me, and is glad he's not teaching at an academy.

I should note that during this whole conversation I'm staring pretty much straight ahead. The few times I do glance at him I notice him looking me up and down like I'm a flame-broiled patty of premium man-meat. Not that I can blame him.

When he starts to say he knows a way I can make some extra money I cut him off with a "no, I'm doing okay," as the train arrives. I make a special effort to board a separate car.

[MrGalt]

Kohadril, I'm hoping you mean 2,000,000 Won a month right? Otherwise you might want to reconsider pimping yourself out.

[M.C.]

Well, there have been some funny/weird moments for me too.
1) We have a sparring group at my dojo that is doing some "xtra" at the weekends, so there are only 5-8 ppl. there. We are done training and I'm already showered and out of the locker room. 4 of my trainers, all in the mid/end 20s, start screaming like schoolboys in the locker room. Seconds afterwards they are running through the dojo,bud naked, slapping each others bud with wet towels and palms :spanky: , yelling for revenge. And I just thought :homo:

2) There was this girl taking her first class and she was wearing these tight pants, like bellet or what ever. So we are told to do stretching, leg split facing each other and help to stretch. She is still wearing those pants, they were so tight, I could tell she was shaved. Hardest 3 min. in my life, trying to NOT get a hard on.

[Redtail]

Wow, that story couldn't have came from a better username.

(Whipes beer off monitor) In 7 days you'll wake up to find an old Black guy laughing his ass off. Do not be alarmed, it's just my grandad.