Weirdest moments in training?

[EdgeWalker]

As in balls looking like an overripe Aubergine (egg plant to our American readers) and the "pint of blood from the severe scrotal edema" kind of way


...nice!

man... reading that just gave me a jock itch

[IrishLuck422]

I was doing a grappling drill with a new guy at the dojo, but he had previous grapplin experience. This whole experience was weird from the start because his girlfriend was right in the training area of the dojo filming everything he did. Right in his (my) face. Anyway, the drill was that one person would start on the bottom and their job was to reverse their opponent to get into a dominant position; the other partner started on top and their goal was to apply a submission. The guy I was grappling with was on the bottom. I applied an armbar from full mount, and he started screaming. I mean SCREAMING, like the kind of scream a sane person can only utter while clinging to their last agonizing moments of life. So, assuming I had terribly broken this guys arm, I let go of the armbar. He quickly jumped on top of me and said "you lose!"

Screaming in my dojo is now considered verbal submission. Well, it will be tonight when I make it a rule...

[1point2]

I was doing a grappling drill with a new guy at the dojo, but he had previous grapplin experience. This whole experience was weird from the start because his girlfriend was right in the training area of the dojo filming everything he did. Right in his (my) face. Anyway, the drill was that one person would start on the bottom and their job was to reverse their opponent to get into a dominant position; the other partner started on top and their goal was to apply a submission. The guy I was grappling with was on the bottom. I applied an armbar from full mount, and he started screaming. I mean SCREAMING, like the kind of scream a sane person can only utter while clinging to their last agonizing moments of life. So, assuming I had terribly broken this guys arm, I let go of the armbar. He quickly jumped on top of me and said "you lose!"

Screaming in my dojo is now considered verbal submission. Well, it will be tonight when I make it a rule...

The only solution is to teabag triangle him in the changing room when he's adjusting his jockstrap.

I can't verbalize how much that kind of prank would piss me off.

[beardedtaco]

Eat a lot of beans and chili and tell him " I want you ! " ( with the pointed finger, and possibly a cool hat ).

[MoccaMastah]

When i started ut kickboxing i got this freind to come with me and train with me. He still training with me. However he doe'snt handle pain very well, despite being 90 kilos +, and kind of scary. (I'm only 70 kilos so he's quite bigger than me)

So we had this intervall thing, i punch him, he hold a punchshield of some sort. And we are supposed to switch after 15 seconds.
suddenly he screams loud and drops the shield. he says between closed lips, oh my fucking god you broke my rib. I was like holy shit man are you allright? He looked like somepody had put his internal organs on fire.

However after 5 minutes he said, phew it was nothing just tired. I just stared at him.....
Since then he has "broken" he's nose (happens all the time), he's thumb, some ribs ++

Being a wuss is okay, but being a wuss while still beleiving your god's gift to mma is another thing ^^ Apart from that he's nice though.

[spidy]

One rainy day, I dropped into the local park's jj class on a day no one else came. The instructor and I rolled for about 45 minutes, frustrating each other because neither one of us could gain an advantage. Then he tried pain compliance by twisting my right thumb backwards. Having good pain tolerance and being short of good sense that day, I did not tap. To his horror, my thumb popped and it was turned pointing to the back of my wrist. He really looked horrified when I offered him my hand and told him to put it back into place. For the next five years, he apologized every time I saw him.

[tideliar]

Being a wuss is okay, but being a wuss while still beleiving your god's gift to mma is another thing ^^ Apart from that he's nice though.

last night I had an asthma attack during training. It happens a couple of times/year. I have an inhaler, so I just need a couple of minutes to calm down and then I'm OK to start again at 75-80%, y'know. Not too crazy, but not worth stopping totally for.

Towards the end of class we're getting to close with ab work, and one of our n00bs takes the piss and says something spiteful. She rates herself as being a bad ass after having been to class for a month or two (she did MT for a while, but quit a couple of years ago. Now she's restarted she thinks she's Gods gift). So I "sucker punched" (her words) her in the guts and she puked.

I feel a bit bad. I explained that's why we do crunches/sit-ups etc....and not to take the piss. My Kru wasn't best pleased though...

[AKRhino]

Damn! Wish we'd thought of that at the time. Actually, he was "Fuzzy Rob", to distinguish him from "Big Rob"

We have a bunch of Josh's

There's Josh (who happens to be bigger, stronger, faster, better than the other Josh's)
Redneck Josh (well, he's a redneck......)
Ginger Josh (uhh, he has red hair, freckles, fair skin...)
Puker Josh (trained with us for a few months, puked AT LEAST once, every practice)
Big Gay Josh (formerly Mangina)

[100xobm]

This thread has so many lulz. I think it deserves classic status.