Weirdest moments in training?

[bobyclumsyninja]

I generally do a pretty good job of protecting my nose, at the expense of every other part of my body....I've only had four nosebleeds from sparring (that I noticed..you know).

Two of them came from that same young lady with the pinky toe thing. I won't cheat and throw power, to keep her off me, and I'm too slow and awkward to avoid/counter her strikes...(and she's reeeeeally well trained at kickboxing). It's a humbling experience to get beat on...even at 50% pressure (in the school I was at, we're encouraged to spar pretty intensely, but with control, and technique...sparring levels were generally decribed by pressure, not contact...which was a given). by someone who's only 2/3 of your body weight.

I enjoyed JP catching me with a beaut of a knee at my 2nd NY throwdown (san da rules)...I sounded like B Arthur trying to say 'I'm Good' upon inquiries as to my readiness to continue. I spent the rest of the round, trying to repay the knee, which was the surreal bit...racing the clock in a sparring round.

[mmaftl]

Nothing particularly exciting here...unfortunately I get nervous rolling with really tall dudes with spider legs cuz it seems every time someone is big enough to vice me in a body lock, I fart...freakin hate that....embarassing as hell. lol

[FLMikeATT]

The most embarrassing moments for me were surprisingly not rolling with chicks but with guys. With girls, sure there is the occasional boob grab or 'face smothered in breasts while in guard', but these two times was pretty damn embarrassing.

One was with a fellow blue belt who is a little smaller than me. I was working an underhook pass variation, and when I went to grab his pants to force him into a backroll, I got a handful of balls instead. I let go instantly and didn't say a word, and neither did the other guy. I'm pretty sure he forgot about it though because he acts the same around me as he did before the incident.

The second time I was on the receiving end. I was rolling with a green belt (which is between white and blue in at ATT), and he was trying a double underhook pass on me. I kept my legs heavy, sat up and defended. He still tried to force the pass though, and ended up with his face in my junk. The weird part is he didn't abandon the pass, and still pressed on even with his face all up in my shit. I actually gave up the pass because the situation was embarrassing and I didn't want Din to look over and see what was up lol. He would have teased me about that for weeks.

[kikoolol]

Nice, Doppelganger. I'm blind in my right eye and had two toes on my left foot broken by a blackbelt trying to de ashi barai me.

Ah, nice. My blind eye is the left one.

[hpr]

Bunch of us half-blind here, it seems. My left eye is completely blind.

[newbie999]

While doing Muay Thai awile back I was wearing boxers under my Thai shorts. You can probably already see where this is going. My package would flail around as I kicked. Nobody said anything so after class while kicking the air in the mirror I could see the problem. I never returned.

Lol, that's a good one. Yeah, I'm a boxer person myself and had to buy briefs for training. My funny thing is my first BJJ class I was rolled up by my instructor and my stuff got stuck in between my boxer lining. My instructor proceeded to roll me and my stuff just got squeezed. Holy crap it was painful. I couldn't feel the right side of my stuff for 2 days lol.

[KO'd N DOA]

One of the weirdest moments. I was teaching a kids MA program, an adorable little girl says "Sensei, I don't feel good" holding her stomach.

Being the good Sensei I walk over to her, take her off the mats, bend down to talk and she blows projectile vomit all over my face, my new white gi and all across the floor,... then wipes her mouth, "I'm sorry Sensei" and starts bawling uncontrollably. I didn't know whether to laugh, cry or vomit, so I did a little of all three...

Grape juice and animal crackers FTW.

[E-Van]

One of the weirdest moments. I was teaching a kids MA program, an adorable little girl says "Sensei, I don't feel good" holding her stomach.

Being the good Sensei I walk over to her, take her off the mats, bend down to talk and she blows projectile vomit all over my face, my new white gi and all across the floor,... then wipes her mouth, "I'm sorry Sensei" and starts bawling uncontrollably. I didn't know whether to laugh, cry or vomit, so I did a little of all three...

Grape juice and animal crackers FTW.

Fucking Hilarius.

[geffcardo]

wellp my turn
ive farted once while applying armbar on someone, but at least i got the tap.

this cute girl had top halfguard on me kept moving back and forth for pressure, i tried soooo hard not to get a boner and it didnt help that she smelled really good and she kept looking back at me while doin this.

once a cop was chasing a robber outside of the school and of all the stores to run into, guess which store he ran into? our school right after jiu jitsu was over, he comes running in and the cop caught him, threw him on the mat and cuffed. 'everybody was laughing at him'

[1point2]

This thread has taught me to avoid half-guard at all costs whenever grappling females.

[Mr. Fong]

wellp my turn
this cute girl had top halfguard on me kept moving back and forth for pressure, i tried soooo hard not to get a boner and it didnt help that she smelled really good and she kept looking back at me while doin this.

LOL, this hasnt happend to me yet, but I could totaly imagine how that would feel O_o, dont females know what fear they are putting into the male (public embaressment) by getting on them in half-gaurd???:lovestory

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[EdgeWalker]

LOL, this hasnt happend to me yet, but I could totaly imagine how that would feel O_o, dont females know what fear they are putting into the male (public embaressment) by getting on them in half-gaurd???:lovestory

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she was probably goind for that

[EdgeWalker]

I tend to sit on my testicles when I'm streching my legs

once while I was streching on the mat, a heavyweight dude comes up and decides to sit on my back

nearly crushed my valuables... I rolled on the mat in pain whiel and he was thinking that I stretched too hard

[tideliar]

I'd been doing MT for abut 4 months and tried to show off a head kick on the heavy bag. I leaned waaay too far back, my left (balance) leg slipped and I fell on my ass in front of my entire class.

And my foot felt funny, so I had a look...the middle toe of my left foot was looking back at me. Fucking broken and dislocated. Utter FAIL. I sat down and forced my toes into a "fist" to pop the toe in (which made someone start dry heaving = WIN).

Stupidly I decide to tape up and carry on with class, but it hurts too much. All my instructor could do was say, in front of everyone, "dude...you just bounced off the heavy bag...did you just defy the laws of physics?"

He still, deservedly, takes the piss to this day. And my fucking toe looks like a fucking mutant cos it healed badly.

[Mr. Fong]

I'd been doing MT for abut 4 months and tried to show off a head kick on the heavy bag. I leaned waaay too far back, my left (balance) leg slipped and I fell on my ass in front of my entire class.

And my foot felt funny, so I had a look...the middle toe of my left foot was looking back at me. Fucking broken and dislocated. Utter FAIL. I sat down and forced my toes into a "fist" to pop the toe in (which made someone start dry heaving = WIN).

Stupidly I decide to tape up and carry on with class, but it hurts too much. All my instructor could do was say, in front of everyone, "dude...you just bounced off the heavy bag...did you just defy the laws of physics?"

He still, deservedly, takes the piss to this day. And my fucking toe looks like a fucking mutant cos it healed badly.

LOL, you should get a doctor to check it out =p:ohyea7qh: