Weirdest moments in training?

[crappler]

There was this guy who did karate at our dojo and we were working on grappling, which we did about 50% of the time. He could barely see. His glasses were literally almost an inch thick and he would hold something he needed to read up to his face almost touching his nose.

One day we were grappling from the standing position and the instructor told us to take it easy, as usual, because people get all amped up whenever they grapple. They literally attacks me and tries to completely crush the life out of me. I was kind of amused, but when I thought about it, how the hell else could he win a fight?

[Beorn]

There was this guy who did karate at our dojo and we were working on grappling, which we did about 50% of the time. He could barely see. His glasses were literally almost an inch thick and he would hold something he needed to read up to his face almost touching his nose.

One day we were grappling from the standing position and the instructor told us to take it easy, as usual, because people get all amped up whenever they grapple. They literally attacks me and tries to completely crush the life out of me. I was kind of amused, but when I thought about it, how the hell else could he win a fight?

Faggot

[crappler]

yeah but not like in a gay way or anything...

[Breakfast Fox]

Not sure if I posted this or not, but during newaza randori, there was this guy at my old dojo who would mutter "gerrof me! Gerrof me!" every time I got him into pin or lock. The first couple times I stopped and asked if he was alright.

"Yeah, I'm fine. Keep going."
I would shrug, and then continue rolling.
"Gerrof me! Gerrof me!"
"Are you sure you're okay?"
"Yeah man, I'm good."

It was surreal at times.

[Kid Metallica]

Not sure if I posted this or not, but during newaza randori, there was this guy at my old dojo who would mutter "gerrof me! Gerrof me!" every time I got him into pin or lock. The first couple times I stopped and asked if he was alright.

"Yeah, I'm fine. Keep going."
I would shrug, and then continue rolling.
"Gerrof me! Gerrof me!"
"Are you sure you're okay?"
"Yeah man, I'm good."

It was surreal at times.

ROFL :laughing7

[kikoolol]

Not sure if I posted this or not, but during newaza randori, there was this guy at my old dojo who would mutter "gerrof me! Gerrof me!" every time I got him into pin or lock. The first couple times I stopped and asked if he was alright.

"Yeah, I'm fine. Keep going."
I would shrug, and then continue rolling.
"Gerrof me! Gerrof me!"
"Are you sure you're okay?"
"Yeah man, I'm good."

It was surreal at times.

Actually some people do have that kind of tics.

One of the instructors at my dojo kept muttering "ohhh...you'll see" each time I tried (and failed) a throw the one time we have randori'd together.

Nevertheless I did see after meeting the tatami a lot of times.

[bopinator]

A guy tried passing my spider guard by repeatedly stomping on my balls, luckily he missed most of the time and only hit once because i wasn't wear a groin guard.

[bobyclumsyninja]

My most surreal moment in sparring, was when, as I was recovering from a particularly ugly sparring session, One of the female fighters for the gym, suddenly walks off the mat and says "it's broken" as though she was giving someone the time. Apparently she'd just broken her pinky toe, grappling.....

...I would have been freaking out, I imagine, and she was cool as can be. She's 115 lbs wet, and I'd never felt so small myself, as watching that.

[simonifrius]

Years ago, when I was a TKD yellow belted teenager, I was "freesparring" with a kid who started the same time as I did. I call it "sparring" instead of sparring because each TaeKwonDoka would take turns throwing a few blows at half-speed to the air in front of his partner, while the partner blocked the air in front of the blows, then we'd vice-versa the whole mess. (these rules were understood, not stated)
So anyways, I'm "sparring" this kid, when I get an impulse while he's throwing a high roundhouse to shoot a low one to his base leg, connecting with a very light tap. Go ahead; tap your foot on the floor. It wasn't much harder than that, I don't think. Anyways, the kid had his knee locked, so he fell down, and my instructors jumped in from every corner of the room and separated us, screaming, "NO!!"
I wasn't trying to hurt the kid. I just wanted to spar, dangit.

[Carlos13th]

last week we were doing no gi bjj and we were doing calf cutter to some kind of groin strech drill. and suprise suprise my shorts rip from my arse to my front revealing me sitting there in my boxer shorts laughing my arse off. Guess ill be renaming that move the short destroyer. Luckily the club had a spare pair of board shorts i could wear.

A guy in our gym sometimes uses rubbing his beard against people to irritate them into moving thus giving up space to react.

[jnp]

About a year ago at jits practice, I was sparring a female purple belt who's an old friend. She had improved enough to the extent that I decided it was time to treat her like one of the guys because she was a legitimate threat. While in her half-guard, I spun my outside leg around, toward her head, to get the kneebar. She sat up at the exact moment I did this, and I clocked her in the temple with my heel. It flash KO'd her.

A few seconds later when she came to, she started crying because she was disoriented and confused.

Man, that sucked. I don't think I've ever felt that bad during sparring.

[kikoolol]

My most surreal moment in sparring, was when, as I was recovering from a particularly ugly sparring session, One of the female fighters for the gym, suddenly walks off the mat and says "it's broken" as though she was giving someone the time. Apparently she'd just broken her pinky toe, grappling.....

...I would have been freaking out, I imagine, and she was cool as can be. She's 115 lbs wet, and I'd never felt so small myself, as watching that.

Actually not really.

I broke my small toe against the shin of a 14 year old girl while doing reverse side o-soto-gari. I have one blind eye and that screws up my depth perception a little, so when I went for the reap from a side I wasn't used to, I banged my pinky toe right against her shin and it broke.

It actually does not hurt that much on the spot. I continued the technical part of class, but I did sit out during randori.

I went home, taped it with the next toe, went to sleep, discovered that I had a lot of trouble walking due to pain on the next day, missed next practice and that was it.

It did hurt my masculinity to see one of my bones broken against the shin of a small chick.

I'm not the toughest motherfucker but I bet that if you broke your small toe you would have the same reaction. It's simply not really that much of a deal on the spot.

[bobyclumsyninja]

one day, I'd been sparring with one of the fighters in the gym. I was 185 at the time, and not in good shape at all. He was cut to 155, and actively fighting people on the reg.

I'm very lanky, and was trying to keep him away with leg kicks, after a couple of not very hard back and forths, our teacher says "come on ....this isn't tai chi class....

...I did a flourishing almost softball/kungfuforms wind up while saying "thaaaaaaaaai chiiiiiiiiiiiiii" and then let loose a lunging right cross to the belly....It landed and I was rewarded by a roundhouse shin kick to the top of my skull as I then tried to fade back and away.

I imagine he was pissed, I caught the wrath yo....I caught the wrath of the numchuks b (yeah it makes no sense, but I love some Half Baked)

[100xobm]

Actually not really.

I broke my small toe against the shin of a 14 year old girl while doing reverse side o-soto-gari. I have one blind eye and that screws up my depth perception a little, so when I went for the reap from a side I wasn't used to, I banged my pinky toe right against her shin and it broke.

It actually does not hurt that much on the spot. I continued the technical part of class, but I did sit out during randori.

I went home, taped it with the next toe, went to sleep, discovered that I had a lot of trouble walking due to pain on the next day, missed next practice and that was it.

It did hurt my masculinity to see one of my bones broken against the shin of a small chick.

I'm not the toughest motherfucker but I bet that if you broke your small toe you would have the same reaction. It's simply not really that much of a deal on the spot.

Nice, Doppelganger. I'm blind in my right eye and had two toes on my left foot broken by a blackbelt trying to de ashi barai me.

[simonifrius]

It did hurt my masculinity to see one of my bones broken against the shin of a small chick.

A 90-lb girl broke my nose once.

I volunteer for the youth ministry at my church, and we were playing touch football once, and I was going to tag this big basketball player. Well, he was pretty quick for a big guy. He did this nifty spinaroonie move around me, and before I knew it, *CRASH* I run into the forehead of this little girl who was behind him.
The first time I broke my nose, it exploded with snot, and didn't bleed at all. This time, it started shooting out blood instantly, and wouldn't stop. I had to call into work and tell my big, burly boss that a cute hiccup of a girl broke my nose. Didn't live that down quickly.