Real Housewives of Orange County =BJJ as sex substitute

[Rivington]

Don't ask why I'm up at 2:30 AM, with Bravo on to keep me company. Anyway, a show called The Real Housewives of Orange County

[Airman Kai]

...

You watch Bravo.

Huh.

[jkdbuck76]

"Real" Housewives, eh? Not with all that silicone and botox.
Or....at least that's what a friend of mine said. I never watch that show.
Hey, who do the Bears play against this week?

[Ke?poFist]

I wish I had a g/f to do BJJ with :P

[kismasher]

i'm glad my wife isn't "in to " martial arts, at all, because frankly we spend enough time together. give a nigga' his space, yo.

[TheMightyMcClaw]

BJJ can have some interesting side effects on one's love life. I have a tendency to put my hooks in whenever spooning with someone, and then inform them that I got four points.
It starts getting dangerous when you try to go knee-on-belly, though. Girls don't appreciate that much.

[The Question]

Don't ask why I'm up at 2:30 AM, with Bravo on to keep me company. Anyway, a show called The Real Housewives of Orange County

Nice.

[The Question]

I wish I had a g/f to do BJJ with :P

What happened to your chick?

Also, so you really aren't gay?

[Ke?poFist]

What happened to your chick?

Also, so you really aren't gay?

Chicks I know don't like BJJ :P

[The Question]

Chicks I know don't like BJJ :P

Either you don't know the right chicks, or you're not good at selling it.

Check it:

- Have her put you in the triangle, then try to wiggle out. After that, she'll be sold.

[Teh El Macho]

Why in the name of everything that is holy would someone watch 'The Stupid, Good-for-nothing Spoiled Fugly Trophy Whores of Orange County'????? Every once in a while, when I flip channels, I end up getting a glimpse of that shit. Which reminds me, in one cold cruel second, how fucking shallow and useless some members of the human race are.

2-3 minutes of that show is enough to fill me with the angry, raging and lunatic desire to grab one of those spoiled rich whores, tie her up by the clit to a tree branch, upside down, shove her prada shoes up her ass, and beat her to death with one of her 3-thousand dollar purse while she hangs by her clit like an oversized yo-yo.

Holy fucking crap, I hate that fucking show and everything in it.

[Rivington]

Why in the name of everything that is holy would someone watch 'The Stupid, Good-for-nothing Spoiled Fugly Trophy Whores of Orange County'?????

It's motivational training for The Revolution!

[The Question]

Why in the name of everything that is holy would someone watch 'The Stupid, Good-for-nothing Spoiled Fugly Trophy Whores of Orange County'????? .

You mean other than because it sounds like a porn movie?

[ViciousFlamingo]

I wish I had a g/f to do BJJ with :P

It's fun, but not in the ways you might think. At least for me, I refuse to even come close to mixing sex with BJJ, it just weirds me the fuck out and classical conditioning says it might not be the best idea. On the mats, my girlfriend is my training partner.

[sempaiman]

Why in the name of everything that is holy would someone watch 'The Stupid, Good-for-nothing Spoiled Fugly Trophy Whores of Orange County'????? Every once in a while, when I flip channels, I end up getting a glimpse of that shit. Which reminds me, in one cold cruel second, how fucking shallow and useless some members of the human race are.

2-3 minutes of that show is enough to fill me with the angry, raging and lunatic desire to grab one of those spoiled rich whores, tie her up by the clit to a tree branch, upside down, shove her prada shoes up her ass, and beat her to death with one of her 3-thousand dollar purse while she hangs by her clit like an oversized yo-yo.

Holy fucking crap, I hate that fucking show and everything in it.

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