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    Journal of a twenty something BJJ wannabe

    First things first, I know I cannot compete with the BJJ teen diary but I think Im gonna do this in a very different format compared to the other diaries. Its going to be a real life account (maybe a little bit of dramatisation). I think it will be useful to people thinking about training in BJJ but want to know what its like when starting off as a noob. I also think it will be useful to higher ranks and instructors who may want to know how a noob receives and interprets the basics. I will leave it up to the reader however to distinguish between the satire and the honest truth.


    I do alot of stupid things and as a result lead a pretty humorous life, which hopefully will lead to some entertainment in the journal. I think it being true will make things more meaningful. To add some extra spice there shall be pictures! and maybe even video!. Anyway I just wanted to put this out there so expected flames will be a focused torrent of hate rather than shotgun sprayed abuse. But am genuinely going to put alot of effort into this.

    I swear I will actively look to choke out any ninjas I can find.

    Day 1:

    Dear Journal,
    Tomorrow is my





    Andy Roberts - Recently awared brown belt.

    Who I have chosen for a few reasons:
    He can do this:
    [font=Calibri][size=3][color=white]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56_CoVpnNSQ
    Roger and Royce like him, which is good...I think.
    He runs his lessons in the same town I often frequent (Guildford)

    He has a great record (77-16-01) and competes in MMA





    As is customary when starting training, I am already envisaging how I will be the best student the teacher has ever had and will be instantly rank skipped. I plan to make this a reality by never ever tapping even if the instructer is demonstrating on me. And to use every trick I can to beat whoever I roll with, judo knuckles, covering their mouth with my hand, oil checking and even gnawing. My sparring partners will respect my enthusiasm and buy me a beer for my efforts.

    Till tomorrow journal!
    Last edited by Jadonblade; 11/26/2007 7:19pm, .
    Check out my blog!:

    http://jadonbjj.blogspot.com/

    #2
    You have very womanly hips. Good for birthin'.

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      #3
      Nice tits. Welcome to fourth grade, Sarah!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Jadonblade
        I would like this journal to catalogue the fitness benefits even basic MA training can bring, specifically BJJ training so journal I present you with this hefty bit of man porn.

        Look at that hourglass figure...,
        Erm... NSFW warning?

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          #5
          well..... there wasnt much material there, bu ti'll be patient.


          btw could someone post the link to the other bjj diary?

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            #6
            You look disgusting.


            Now lovely Lucifer, in hell so stark
            King, and lord of sin and pride
            With some mist his wits make dark.
            He send thee grace to be thy guide


            HE LOOKS LIKE A TINY BEAR MIXED WITH A CAT, AND THAT IS THE MEANEST ANIMAL MIXTURE EVER, BEAR FOR FUCKING STRENGTH, AND CAT FOR FUCKING MEAN!!! MOTHERFUCKER.

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              #7
              I commend your bravery. You posted a picture of yourself knowing full well you look like that. It's all good though, man. At least you didn't get fat. Maybe all that cricked has done you well.

              How long have you been doing BJJ?

              Also, you're going to have to bring it if you want to even come close to the quality of the diaries that have been going.
              Originally posted by Goju - joe
              being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Jadonblade

                Hmmm, I see you are a V-neck man. I myself prefer the traditional rounded T,
                but each to their own..

                Good luck bro.

                p.s. am not being a c*nt but, you seem to have missed a bit shaving.
                Most MMAers shave their vital areas, you might want to consider that next time...

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                  #9
                  There are no hairdressers in UK?

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                    #10
                    Today will literally be my first BJJ lesson, the diary is in real time :D. But yes having really enjoyed the diaries I know the standard is set very high, and that backlashes are swift and unmercifull i.e TKD ricky diary. As this diary is more factual based its not going to be able to compete with the crazy ninja hunting, garbage eating chunning of the others. But I think it can offer abit more depth so the comedy will be appreciated at a different level.

                    However thats why I am putting so much effort into it, which is why I include the pic. I think pictures will give it an extra dimension. Plus Im not a wuss, I can handle any abuse I get here cos Im out of shape. Thats why getting back into training is important to me.

                    But yes, next update is tonight after training. And to be fair this wasnt a bad reception :D.
                    Check out my blog!:

                    http://jadonbjj.blogspot.com/

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                      #11
                      We have these things we do in the U.S., they're called pushups.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by DCS
                        There are no hairdressers in UK?
                        Check out my blog!:

                        http://jadonbjj.blogspot.com/

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                          #13
                          Ahhhh you have a woman's hips m'lord!

                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts3EOgIkEOA

                          good luck with the first lesson.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Jadonblade
                            I would of had to run into a pond naked with some naked woman at like 7am. Would of been paid ....
                            Where can i send my resume for that kind of work?

                            BTW, Blackadder was awesome.
                            Last edited by DCS; 11/27/2007 7:26am, .

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                              #15
                              ZOMG HAWT BOD SXY MSN CHAT PLZ

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