Diary of an undergraduate Wing Tsunner aged 18 1/2

[scorchedearth]

It just goes to show you that an Economics student does not necessarily have any business sense.

[RunningDog]

[Jadonblade]

I resorted to gravy and rice a few times during my uni days.

[Eddie Hardon]

Get out of B&Q and into a Butchers. You can eat meat to re-build yourself and all that. Then you can get to practise with cleavers. Think of it as preparation for your Butterfly Knives techniques, (assumes US accent) you'll be todally aWEsome, dude! * clears throat, enough of that*

Torquil will quail at your awesomeness and Harriet will be thine!! And you'll play a blinder in your WT kwoon when weaponing! A no-lose situation.....:headbang:

[golsa]

Shifu says that muscles hold you back in WT

Love it! Saw a WC instructor harping on about the same thing once - "big arms, like you use in boxing punches, do nothing to punch power! maybe it feels strong to you to move big muscles, but for guy taking punch he feel nothing because bicep is for pulling back!"

[RunningDog]

Love it! Saw a WC instructor harping on about the same thing once - "big arms, like you use in boxing punches, do nothing to punch power! maybe it feels strong to you to move big muscles, but for guy taking punch he feel nothing because bicep is for pulling back!"

That's right. It might look like a ridiculous muscle imbalance to you and I - puny bicep and big tricep - but it is what gives the wing chun man his breathtakingly fast hands.

[RunningDog]

[Jadonblade]

Shitting yourself must be the best self defense. Especially if you smear it all over you. I know I wouldnt wanna roll with someone like that.

[Eddie Hardon]

Aahhh, it's all so familiar (the out of date food I mean). A colleague was looking decidedly sheepish all day and just slumped in a chair with just a suggestion that he was about to change colour.

"Woss wrong Michael?"
"I had some of those out of date sandwiches and I'm just waiting to Throw Up and then I'll go home".

I'm pleased he suffered because he was an awful, decietful (and very unhygienic) person but you've just been unlucky.

Make sure you clean yourself up all right and use a quality Deodorant. You want Harriet to notice the Good Things, don't you?

[RunningDog]

Make sure you clean yourself up all right and use a quality Deodorant. You want Harriet to notice the Good Things, don't you?

As long as you're aware you're talking to diary entries from 1997. They cannot respond to your witticisms/retardations. But thank you for your thoughtful contributions.

[Eddie Hardon]

HAHAHA!

Great point. My mistake in reading and thiniking in Real Time (so to speak, although I am considering ringing up the BBC to ask if I can borrow Dr Who's Tardis - if he's not using it).

On the good side, I now realise (only too clearly) that there is 10 years to come...

Hope the standard is maintained;)

[RunningDog]

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On the good side, I now realise (only too clearly) that there is 10 years to come...

Well done on grasping the concept of dated diary entries. If you look again you will notice that there are entries missing, therefore the diary will not, in fact, take 10 years to publish.

[RunningDog]

[Askari]

So right on the mark. Now add how the angle of the foot in the stance is scientifically measured to perfection so as to destroy a boxer. Even though __ing __un was supposedly developed before China encountered Western Boxing, it was still designed to defeat Boxing....... ..... .....

And why arent there angle diagrams/triangles on the floor of the kwoon?

:bully:

[rordogs]

Friday 31 October 1997
Shifu says that muscles hold you back in WT, and your power comes from your bones and ligaments.

good God, i think this is one of the best threads ive ever read here.