Diary of an undergraduate Wing Tsunner aged 18 1/2

[vile_zoidberg]

Bullshido saves another miserable day of my deployment! In 2009 it was Mr. Badguy and his misadventures. It's the year of the (running) dog now! MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

(Also: Thanks for the necro. For realzies)

[Epeeist]

Sorry I just popped to the loo. Where did all these posts come from? and wtf is up with 91000 views? Freaks

Finish your story. I wanted to see what happened after the defeat of Torquil the Tosser and whether our hero will ever win the hand of the lovely Harriet and have sexual relations with her.

[Permalost]

I'm trying to decide if this thread is more awesome than MrBadGuy's martial arts adventures.

[Stu-Jitsu]

This is teh awesomez. I remember going to about 6 chun classes and trying to impress the laydeez at school with my deadliness. :|

[Hast]

hey, penis receptacle. Finish your story!!!!

I SeCOND tHAT moTION!

[battheo]

Sorry I just popped to the loo. Where did all these posts come from? and wtf is up with 91000 views? Freaks

As someone who has never spoken to you before, but just read this entire fucking thread in a single sitting, I am so glad you're back. Please give us the next entry before my anonymous man love becomes disturbing.

Because I promise you, if it's not already, it will be...

[Tonuzaba]

Effectuality and lineage wars aside, you never see folks rushing towards a door with WT on it, now do you?

[Eddie Hardon]

WT story, not WC story, dammit! :-)

You're right. The worse thing is that I actually typed WT and then changed it to WC.

I shall go through Life pushing doors marked "Pull".

Cheers

[Tonuzaba]

Better still, go around to his house and blag your way in by offering to discuss BJJ. Then threaten his knee until he finishes the WC Story...

WT story, not WC story, dammit! :-)

[Eddie Hardon]

Wow! Just read the whole thread. Awesome. Now I guess I wait with everyone else.

Better still, go around to his house and blag your way in by offering to discuss BJJ. Then threaten his knee until he finishes the WC Story...

[JiuJitsuJoe]

Wow! Just read the whole thread. Awesome. Now I guess I wait with everyone else.

[Psycho Dad]

This must've been how the Harry Potter fans felt when waiting for each book release.

[ermghoti]

The story is truly epic, even if it is as incomplete as one of Wing Chump's sexual encounters.

[Jazzman]

The next part of the story (sparring with a boxer) is the same point in which my wing chun wet dream fell down around me.

I'm not going to muck about in Running Dogs thread , by the way RD this is one of the most memorable sendups I've ever seen and I'm so old I fart dust.

Anyway , your comment above brought back mirth as memories , I was around for the first big hit of the craze in the '70s and was boxing back then , seemed like the next day after any given Lee move hit there'd be another genuine Ving Tsun kwoon on every second street corner , of course we all wanted to find out what it was all about , I explored it for a while but since I couldn't figure out why they couldn't see the hook coming and they didn't like getting tagged with it we parted company fairly soon.

The 'inside' jokes in this sendup are absofrigginglutely hilarious if you know of the infighting the ranks within the system.

An epic running Dog , truly an epic.

[Psycho Dad]

Yes, continue please.