Diary of an undergraduate Wing Tsunner aged 18 1/2

[Rubberduck]

:laughing7 Streetfighters will surely fall against his tsunami of chainpunches(R)

[RunningDog]

my stories in class. I never dreamt I could be so popular! The Beautiful Spring is definitely carrying me to Glory in her gentle stream.

[ka_ju_max]

after all that I hope our hero gets some even if it's from that fat chick from his class

[Drunken Bear]

More great stuff, thanks RD!

[The Question]

Superb character development. Simply stunning.

[Vorpal]

Dammit, I just found out that none of my dojo's techniques are trademarked or registered.

[Toby Christensen]

Since when did wing chun teach headlocks?

[attakmint]

since at least Thursday March 4, 1998.

[Vince Tortelli]

Since when did wing chun teach headlocks?

Our hero does Wing TSun. Wing Chun is for faggots.

PS: Dear Running Dog, if you somehow work catch wrestling into this I will love you forever....:5bouncy:

[Toby Christensen]

I predict our *hero* will give a few, take a few and be an all 'round less pretentious over indulged slag.

Maybe...

[Toby Christensen]

Our hero does Wing TSun. Wing Chun is for faggots.

PS: Dear Running Dog, if you somehow work catch wrestling into this I will love you forever....:5bouncy:

I say he should gatecrash a folkwrestling meet in a county that still has them and get the shit kicked out of him, the coarse laughter of some "common" cheese and beer fed wrestlers echoing in his formerly prim ears.

[plasma]

I predict our *hero* will give a few, take a few and be an all 'round less pretentious over indulged slag.

Maybe...

YOU ARE SHITTING UP AN AWESOME THREAD. STOP POSTING OR I WILL DRILL HOLES IN YOUR KNEECAPS!

[Jadonblade]

A very nice update, all a matter of time before he gets to teach some military folk.

[Raphneck]

[Toby Christensen]

YOU ARE SHITTING UP AN AWESOME THREAD. STOP POSTING OR I WILL DRILL HOLES IN YOUR KNEECAPS!

That is a very one eyed perspective :icon_cycl

I'm more scared of my 6 year old nephew, only he doesn't abuse forum leader powers.

By all means drop by. I'm sure a quick whack with something and you'd wake up to a magic land of armed, burly guards who would happily shack you up with the Messiah Complexes, the paranoid schizophrenics and other such equally dangerous people.

Also, "KILL YOURSELF"? My dear insecure fellow carbon based organism, I know more ways of taking my own life than I care to mention, let alone other people's. I think if I was going to carry through with the act I would have.

RunningDog, please continue.

Plasma, put your "hate and a blade" to somewhere useful.... like a major artery on yourself.