Diary of an undergraduate Wing Tsunner aged 18 1/2

[RunningDog]

Look at me guyz! I know loads of stuff! wait look! look! read all the stuff I know! What is satire plz?

1) Stop attempting to rub your brain cell together, it will never work.

2) Get the fuck out of this thread and never come back.

[SFGOON]

The fact that the Cambridge unwashed find your fictitious journal convincing should make you more confident in your writing ability.

[RunningDog]

[Dak]

and the plot thickens............

[hpr]

I feel for him already.

[plasma]

The next diary entry could be the best of the series......

[Hidden Ronin]

please, please, pleeeeeeease be a thai boxer.

dead leg for the win!

[plasma]

I have a feeling our chunner will get knocked out with a jab leaving a very confused and amused Torquil.

[Backdraft]

It's just like Lost before it started sucking. I wanna see more!

[Jadonblade]

No way!, his gonna TKO Torquil via him slipping on some dogshit and hitting his head on a stone. Thus giving undistiputable proof of chun power.

[RunningDog]

mustnever

[RunningDog]

No way!, his gonna TKO Torquil via him slipping on some dogshit and hitting his head on a stone. Thus giving undistiputable proof of chun power.

Fucking cunt. Go post in Trollshido. :fist:

[Askari]

Fan-Fucking-Tastic! I can just see the pasty arms raised in victory.

[Dinosaur AMP]

No way!, his gonna TKO Torquil via him slipping on some dogshit and hitting his head on a stone. Thus giving undistiputable proof of chun power.

it's not wing chun, it's wing tsun!! the two are completely different.

three cheers for our hero! he has done it. although I'm sure that lousy Torquil and the rest of the soar losers are going to find SOMETHING to complain about... I smell a rematch!

[The_Tao]

its Duffshido now

mwhahaha