Diary of an undergraduate Wing Tsunner aged 18 1/2

[SFGOON]

I just spent the night in hospital following a ligament reconstruction, because I foolishly decided to cross train in the useless sports techniques of "JUDO". So how about cut me some slack over here.

Oh boo-fucking-hoo. That stint in the hospital should have given you more fodder for the diary grist. So let's have it.

[Petter]

Do you need ligaments for _ing _un?

[ShrekBJJ]

Do you need ligaments for _ing _un?

They generate speed, it's muscles that hold you back in the Chun.

[Bear1980]

I have to admit this is pretty funny. I love the Copywriting of everything...so true.

Running Dog did'nt you do Wing Tsun for like 8 years?

Surely if its sooo bad you would'nt have stuck it out for such along time.

[JingMerchant!]

They generate speed, it's muscles that hold you back in the Chun.

Wing Chun is all about the extensor muscles Matey!

[JingMerchant!]

because I foolishly decided to cross train in the useless sports techniques of "JUDO". So how about cut me some slack over here.

Heh, I had a similar experience to this in Boxing. I was informed that as it was a sport it had limited utility for actual fighting.
So, being a bloody minded sort, i went and joined a JKD club that had boxing as a large part of the training curriculum . I was blown away by just how efficient it is. The Bio-mechanics are simpler than Tai Chi. But that just means you get it faster!!

[RunningDog]

Instead of posting endless crap, how about give the thread 5 stars instead. Top of the screen, retards.

More entries coming up.

[S8M]

Is that right. Clearly you've never had morphine on a buttonpress dispenser.

I'll sympathise with you on this one, I was told off for over using mine.

[RunningDog]

[RunningDog]

The power of your strikes increases in proportion to the strength of your opponentEdited following proofreading

[M1K3]

RD, I crave your stories the way you crave morpine. I will be pushing the dispensing button soon, I must have more.

Good job!

[KayRoc]

This makes me want to take Chunner down in all of my BJJ White Belt glory and choke them out. Do people actually think Chun is teh awesome??? Like, are there people who really train in it and take it seriously?

[RunningDog]

RD, I crave your stories the way you crave morpine. I will be pushing the dispensing button soon, I must have more.

Good job!

I don't like morphine much. It makes me itchy all over and I nearly throw up when I try to eat my dinner.

[tiktok]

RunningDog, keep up the excellent work! This diary is bordering on pure genius, I love it!

/hugs

:love4:

[Oblivious]

I don't like morphine much. It makes me itchy all over and I nearly throw up when I try to eat my dinner.

Yeah and to top it all off you can never remember whats happened before you pressed that button, not to mention what the stuff does to your guts! try going to the loo after a month and a half on a morphine drip......nasty!!:icon_redf