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    Originally posted by Bear1980
    What the Fuck is this Shit??

    Running Dog you should know Better, dont make me make up a 'last last days of Carlson Gracie Diary'.
    Well look who's back...

    Better go run and hide before the whole forum comes in here and demands for your blue belt credentials again

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      Originally posted by EternalRage
      Well look who's back...

      Better go run and hide before the whole forum comes in here and demands for your blue belt credentials again
      I thought i'd come back the forums seemed bereift of controversy without me.

      And no dont think i dont like the attention.

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        Proof of blue belt or permaban pleeeeeeease
        Originally posted by Phrost
        Yeah, you're probably right.

        But still, something about having a black guy or a lesbian jump out from behind a garbage can yelling "SURPRISE GONG SAU" at any of your big-named RBSD kooks makes me giggle like a little girl.
        Originally posted by Phrost
        There are two kinds of members on MAP:

        1. LARPers/Partial Artists
        2. People who haven't heard about Bullshido.
        The Mighty McClaw to Fox when refusing to fight AnnaT.

        Originally posted by TheMightyMcClaw
        Don't fight girls? When are you living, the 1850's? I suppose you think they shouldn't work or vote either.
        Get with the times and punch a chick.
        Wingchundo's response after I called him a "pussy"

        Originally posted by wingchundo
        Hey, I resemble that remark!

        Ok, time for a snappy comeback.... uh...

        OK. Here goes.

        You are what you eat!

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          Originally posted by Bear1980
          What the Fuck is this Shit??
          Your diary?


          Proof of blue belt plz

          kthnxbye

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            I wants moar. I has withdrawal symptoms.

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              It ends with the young tsunner receiving a vision of Helio Gracie after being knocked out by Torquil, showing him the true way, which is of course BJJ.

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                Originally posted by Nickeroon1987
                It ends with the young tsunner receiving a vision of Helio Gracie after being knocked out by Torquil, showing him the true way, which is of course BJJ.
                At which point a brand new diary begins. But instead of focusing on our hero's studies, it will focus on the fascinating history of BJJ. From the submission of the French revolution by Guillotine, to the blatantly apparent drugging of Helio prior to his match against Kimura.

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                  PMSL

                  Runningdog this is pure genius!!

                  I'm nearly a year into my _ing _hun training and i've gotta say this thread is scarry! LOL! Oh well if this doesnt turn out for the better for our "hero" then I guess its back to jab, cross, hook.....

                  Oh Yeah, Hi all, I'm a newbie here, feel free to take the piss all you like.... My secret _ing _hun combat mind calming techniques will render your verbal assault totally innert... ;) ROFL.....

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                    Originally posted by hpr
                    I wants moar. I has withdrawal symptoms.
                    I just spent the night in hospital following a ligament reconstruction, because I foolishly decided to cross train in the useless sports techniques of "JUDO". So how about cut me some slack over here.

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                      You should have had plenty of time to write new episodes while lazing about in surgery. Less whining, more posting.

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                        Originally posted by RunningDog
                        I just spent the night in hospital following a ligament reconstruction, because I foolishly decided to cross train in the useless sports techniques of "JUDO". So how about cut me some slack over here.
                        You've got that whole free health-care thing going for you, I echo Kintanon's statements.

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                          Originally posted by Kintanon
                          You should have had plenty of time to write new episodes while lazing about in surgery. Less whining, more posting.
                          Is that right. Clearly you've never had morphine on a buttonpress dispenser.

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                            Originally posted by RunningDog
                            Is that right. Clearly you've never had morphine on a buttonpress dispenser.
                            Get yourself some duct tape to hold that button down and start writing!

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                              :shock: o dog of running is thou back 2 wing tsunning

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                                Originally posted by RunningDog
                                I just spent the night in hospital following a ligament reconstruction, because I foolishly decided to cross train in the useless sports techniques of "JUDO". So how about cut me some slack over here.
                                Don't worry mate. I just wanted to let you know we all care for you and wait very, very patiently for the next diary marking.

                                And ouch about the ligament thingy.

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