Diary of an undergraduate Wing Tsunner aged 18 1/2

[RunningDog]

Are you sure there isn't some secret page of the journal, perhaps hidden beneath some floorboards, where our hero beats Aubry d'grey half to death?

Wait let me look.



No.


Any further mention of Aubrey de Grey will result in death by fak sao.

[Detritus]

What about Stephen Hawking? He teaches at Cambridge, so how about our hero gets a beatdown with the motorized wheelchair?

[RunningDog]

[hpr]

I love how completely boneheaded he is. It's a good thing that he's got a thick skull.. the eventual discovery of being completely ripped off and taught shit must have hurt a lot.

[Eddie Hardon]

Well, he lost to Lawrence Dalliglio, Da Hoodie from Da 'Hood and Tarquin (also known as Torquil). Still, I feel sure that his progress will lead to some fighting success at sometime.

What a Player!

[RunningDog]

You have a short memory. A TKD'er was soundly chainpunched to the floor.

Edit: AND our protagonist totally chainpunched up a pikey kid AND got promoted to Security Operative, so how about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP?

[SuperGuido]

"You must have a crush on Runningdog. Go do some push ups or something."

[Eddie Hardon]

"You must have a crush on Runningdog. Go do some push ups or something."

It's more Gratitude that this was a trap narrowly averted.

A colleague urged tme o do Wind Stun, as I'm blind as a bat etc but seem to have the hand co-ord (he saw me drop something in the office and catch it - something that I've long been able to do) - I just didn't know that this facility might have suited WC/WT/VT/WTF?). He was (and probably still is) Chinese - unless he's dead - and he was well into it.

When a group of us were encouraged to do a Self Defence course, he joined in. On the final class, the Instructor donned a Red Man Suit and our WC chappie initially looked good until the instructor just clamped him in a Bear Hug. This took his weapons away - and surprised me.

Anyway, this was the 1990s but after an earlier (1980s) interlude with Kateda, I was once bitten, twice sceptical...and I live near a kwoon and once witnessed a Level 4 grading.

Hopefully this thread provides sufficient warning for me not to make just this mistake and sign the monthly debit....which is why my thoughts turn to Judo and similar.

Cheers

[Marc Spector]

Maybe this is a little late in the working to ask, but what exactly is this "snake-bite" of which you speak?

[RunningDog]

Maybe this is a little late in the working to ask, but what exactly is this "snake-bite" of which you speak?

I know what it's like, you wait ages to ask, then feel as if you should know already, and feel a fool for asking! Well don't be embarrassed my friend, we're here to help.

Snakebite was a drink popular with British students in the late 20th century, consisting of 1 part lager, and 1 part cider.
A variation was the 'Snakebite and black', as above but with a dash of blackcurrant.
These days they drink Smirnoff Ice and WKD and other such filth.

[Basho]

Ahhh snakebite, now Uni comes back to me! Banned now of course, now there is Vodka and Redbull to start fights!



BTW:Love this thread.

[ShrekBJJ]

Maybe it's a Scottish thing but Snakebite was only used to refer to Cider and Lager mixed. If blackcurrant was added it became a Diesel, if vodka was then added to that it became a turbo diesel.

Anyway, keep up the good work.

[jkdbuck76]

[Bear1980]

What the Fuck is this Shit??

Running Dog you should know Better, dont make me make up a 'last last days of Carlson Gracie Diary'.

[plasma]

Brillant little line. Keep going RunningDog.