Diary of an undergraduate Wing Tsunner aged 18 1/2

[Eddie Hardon]

Sad that the Family failed to buy you the essential "Tricks of the Vagabonds" authored by, er, um, oh yeah, Dr Leung Ting.

"You know it makes sense."

[Backdraft]

Why is this called boxing day? There was no mention of boxing... Or is it some expression I'm not familiar with?

[RunningDog]

Fucking Europeans

[Backdraft]

No, but seriously, what does it mean? Does it have something to do with Christmas gifts?

[RunningDog]

I don't know. Have you tried looking it up on the internet?

[partyboy]

I don't know. Have you tried looking it up on the internet?

whoa... there's an internet now?


but srsly folks...

"It was the day when people would give a present or Christmas box to those who had worked for them throughout the year. This is still done in Britain for postmen and paper-boys - though now the 'box' is usually given before Christmas, not after. "

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing_day

[Vorpal]

Shao-Lin Boxing Day!

[Vorpal]

Sorry about that, I obviously have some strange form of internet tourettes.

[Toby Christensen]

Boxing Day originated when people redistributed old items to poor people the day after Christmas.

And now.... Aubrey de Grey throws our Chunner screaming from one of the battlement towers at Cambridge. Or he gets beaten up by an Oxford scholar who is familiar with 1900's stickfighting and is decked out in boater hat, cane and blazer.

[Kung-Fu Joe]

And now.... Aubrey de Grey throws our Chunner screaming from one of the battlement towers at Cambridge. Or he gets beaten up by an Oxford scholar who is familiar with 1900's stickfighting and is decked out in boater hat, cane and blazer.

Seriously, Toby, would you please stop shitting up this thread with your ridiculous obsession over Aubrey de Grey?

--Joe

[RunningDog]

Dear Spastic,

Spoiler:

there is no mention whatsoever of Aubrey de Grey in this diary.
Please shut up now. kthnx

[Odacon]

Stop derailing the damn thread everyone, let runningdog do his work.

[hpr]

Yes, Mr. Spastic, go to your trollshido playcorner and keep out of the funny threads.

[Hidden Ronin]

I thought angry spastic got perma-banned for being a generally annoying, unfunny twat? I request that the Bullshido staff instead hunts him down and shoots him in the face.






twice.

[attakmint]

Are you sure there isn't some secret page of the journal, perhaps hidden beneath some floorboards, where our hero beats Aubry d'grey half to death?