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    Do you ever dream about beating people up?

    I do.

    I often find that in my dreams I apply rear naked chokes to people only to discover that their necks are to small to choke them out, i then control them via some other method and dole out a beating.

    Last night I had a great dream where some guy who looked like someone I knew from highschool was attacking me with a chain that was like 4-6 feet long.

    But unfortunettly for him I had my own similarly lengthed chain which I proceeded to fold in half and close the distance when he swung at me to get inside his effective range and then lash him mercilessly across the back with my chain, raising big red welts every time.


    I've also had dreams where I'll pick a fight with people, like this one time I dreamed that I found a 20 dollar bill on the ground and this guy was like "hey, i dropped that" and I didnt disbelieve him but I decided I'd rather keep the 20 and picked a fight with him, which I proceeded to end by taking him down, mounting him and opening up huge gashes on his face with elbows.

    I actually have a lot of dreams where I find myself beating people up for random reasons.

    Are any of you guys as sociopathic as me?

    #2
    I used to have dreams where I would try to fight people but my punches were too slow and weak to hurt them.

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      #3
      Yep, I've had dreams like that before.

      Damn they are fun.

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        #4
        i often dream that i'm in class grappling. not so much that i'm beating people up though.

        seriously... i'll shrimp off the bed if i wasn't surrounded by pillows. in the morning, i'll find myself choking the shit out of a pillow or my blanket bunched up in my arms and in between my legs like i'm executing an armbar. there were times when i'd fall on the floor, set up a spot to sleep over on the foot of the bed... and then i'll wake up hitting my head on the wall because i was shrimping again.

        once, when i was napping, my 6 year old got on top of me to snuggle me awake. i swept him and shoved my hand into his collar... only to wake up to "NO MOMMY! DON'T DO JIU JITSU ON ME!!!!" i snapped out of it and tickled him to make him think i was kidding and that i wouldn't hurt him.

        another time, i was napping at my in-laws. their dog jumped on me--this is a 60 or 70 lb dog. again... i swept. i don't know what i would've done if she hadn't licked my face and woke me up. i woke up clutching tightly to her fur.

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          #5
          I've had dreams where i've been involved in huge john woo-style shootouts. does that count?

          oh i've also dune wildly improbable shit in my dreams. like jumping side kicks that make people fly hundreds of feet when i hit them. oh in a dream one time i threw a guy into the stratosphere during a street fight in a part of town i've been to hundreds of times, that was pretty cool.
          :new_all_c

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            #6
            Originally posted by Johnbob
            How do I delete this post/
            Press edit (low RH coner of your post) and then choose delete post on the screen.


            I dream about kicking peoples ass. Usually they're good looking and make witty conversation during the fight ;)
            Chaos? Panic?... Disorder??.........................​My work here is done.

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              #7
              Originally posted by ojgsxr6
              I used to have dreams where I would try to fight people but my punches were too slow and weak to hurt them.
              Same here, weird. Or I hurt them, but they keep getting back up.
              Tough is not how you act, tough is how you train.

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                #8
                Originally posted by ojgsxr6
                I used to have dreams where I would try to fight people but my punches were too slow and weak to hurt them.

                I hate those with a passion. I have those every now and again. I've also had nightmares within nightmares before. You wake up thinking it's all over, only to find that it isn't just yet. You see those in movies but that shit happens to me more than I care for. I have also found I am prone to lucid dreaming. It can be cool, but I find that it makes your sleep more restless. I dream with senses of touch, smell, and taste with a degree of regularity as well. Any one else have that going on?


                Originally posted by ggboxer
                You know what, the hell with this shit. I'll leave my lame ass bitching ways and suck off the site management as my compliments, but I'll maintain my boobtastic status here always.

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                  #9
                  yeah i have dreams and daydreams about beating up this one guy using my superior kung fu. i dont know why, i dont really hate him. probably some deep insecurities i have.

                  ahh well.

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                    #10
                    Just last night I dreamed that I was in a night club, and some guy was attracting girls by doing Tae Kwon Do forms in time to the dance music. So I took him down, got his back, and woke up RNCing my pillow.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by ojgsxr6
                      I used to have dreams where I would try to fight people but my punches were too slow and weak to hurt them.
                      I get these too. Usually the people I try to beat up are obnoxious people that I know but don't really like. They just keep coming, no matter what I do.. Tossing them through windows, hitting them with baseball bats, nothing hurts them. It's like they're zombies and I'm out of shotgun ammo.
                      Curiosity killed the cat. But damn it had a blast.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by ojgsxr6
                        I used to have dreams where I would try to fight people but my punches were too slow and weak to hurt them.
                        I sued to have the same dream! They stopped when I stopped being interested in Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu and got into some other stuff.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by ojgsxr6
                          I used to have dreams where I would try to fight people but my punches were too slow and weak to hurt them.
                          This. And it's scary as fuck, because they're trying to kill you.
                          Lord Krishna said: I am terrible time the destroyer of all beings in all worlds, engaged to destroy all beings in this world; Of those heroic soldiers presently situated in the opposing army, even without you none will be spared.
                          Bhagavad Gita 11:32

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                            #14
                            Sometimes I dream of not being able to properly do any VanDamage, other times I just smash a bottle into the opponent's face or stab him or other misc. maimage.
                            Those are the best dreams.

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                              #15
                              I used to have dreams where I would try to fight people but my punches were too slow and weak to hurt them.
                              Oh..... fuck. I hate those. Just reading that sentence makes a shiver run down my spine... ugh...

                              Oh, and here's my "I'm such a badass" dreams I used to get in high school where I was sort of that Anti-Social Nerd who's people skills were so bad that... wait, why the fuck am I telling you bastards this? Dammit, here's the fucking dreams I had a few years ago:

                              Alleyway in Boston. I see either this lacross jock, football jock, other football jock, third football jock, or this guy who is just a total ass. They are terrified of me and back up a ways into the alley. I follow and punch them in the gut, folding them in half. From there on (depending on if I was still doing Krotty or if I had started Judo by then) I either pushed them against the wall and unloaded into their face until it was as squishy as play-dough or chocked them out saying shit like "You're fading _____, you're gunna fucking die"

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                              ...

                              ...

                              Therapy and liquor, trust me. They help.

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