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    Jackass Mount Escape

    Who is this moron? They look like Trekkies that read an Ashida Kim book....

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    Any semi-experienced grappler will be able to pick up on the GIFTWRAPPED armbar, plus a few other moronic mistakes

    #2
    http://s190946978.websitehome.co.uk/Rob%20Pasco.html

    Rob Pascoe (Ebbw Vale, Gwent)
    My training in Martial Arts has been long and varied, including Kung Fu, Karate and Kickboxing to name a few.

    During 1999 I was introduced to a Goshinkwai Self Defence class at Ebbw Vale, which immediately satisfied my need for a complete REAL Self-Defence System, as it incorporated sound Atemi (Striking) techniques, various low, powerful kicks, strong grappling, fast footwork and body movement amongst others.
    Within 4 years of training, approx 2 sessions per week, with some personal tuition, I attained Black Belt, SHODAN.
    In 2003 I inherited my current club from my Instructor at Ebbw Vale, which enabled me to include some new drills etc that I had attained from my previous experience.
    I keep my training quite varied, in that I still practice the self Defence techniques and principles taught to me, but also train using pads, adapt ground fighting, sparring and core fitness training to help strengthen my overall defence system.
    Within the last couple of years I have also been called upon to provide seminars for various professional outfits, including:

    Bodyguards, Security Staff, Psychiatric Staff, Various Military Personnel, SO19,Self-Defence groups, Martial Art Groups, Special Forces and Personal tuition.

    I am one of 3 instructors within the Total Womens Defence programme, providing practical women's self defence training to groups within the South Wales area.

    In 2006, I was one of several Instructors who amalgamated to form the Total Body Defence (TBD) Organisation, of which I am a committee member and Treasurer

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      #3
      LOL.

      They might work if your attacker were parapalegic, or had been bedridden for a year, or maybe if he/she were a starving or dehydrated plane crash survivor.

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        #4
        Did anyone watch the video all the way through? Or at least fast forward to the end? At the end of the video there were several recomendations that poped up. I really liked the videos they recomended. They had one called "Sexy Karate", which to be fare looked more like sexy Judo.

        At the end of the list they had another video from this retard, called "gun defense". I hope everyone has had a chance to watch that.

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          #5
          Brits. Bloody Brits. Goshinkwai in Wales is apparently a separate group to the more widely known Dave Turton line (though from the same instructor as Dave IIRC). This lot but this looks more LARPtastic to my eyes.

          Within the last couple of years I have also been called upon to provide seminars for various professional outfits, including:

          Bodyguards, Security Staff, Psychiatric Staff, Various Military Personnel, SO19,Self-Defence groups, Martial Art Groups, Special Forces and Personal tuition.
          SO19 = British equiv to SWAT
          Special forces and various military personnel???? Shit, another one to add to the list of people claiming this.

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            #6
            Fantasy Warrior, you don't train, your opinion is worthless.

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              #7
              i like how he actually opens himself up to a bunch of subs, while his practice dummy is laying motionless in a lazy mount

              EDIT: my bad, tired, wrote guard instead of mount, need some sleep

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                #8
                OMG. Go to the download section and check out his knife defense video!

                He basically plunges the knife into himself!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by elipson
                  OMG. Go to the download section and check out his knife defense video!

                  He basically plunges the knife into himself!
                  It's called capturing the inititative. If you stap yourself with his knife, you are no longer on the defensive but rather on the offensive thus putting him on the defesnsive. If you put him on the defensive then he is reacting to your movements, and eventually he will fall far enough behind you tactically that you will then be able to attack him.

                  Duh!

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                    #10


                    wow, they ARE bullshido. Is there a thread already dedicated to them?

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by elipson
                      OMG. Go to the download section and check out his knife defense video!

                      He basically plunges the knife into himself!
                      Seeing someone teaching that kind of stupid shit pisses me off.

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                        #12
                        the technique is known as the "You can't fire me, I quit"

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                          #13
                          They sure pick some odd things to do once you've encircled someone's head or neck.

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                            #14
                            Does the Uke have no common sense? When Hannibal Lector is teaching you how to skin someone with your bare hands then pluck their eyeballs out from under mount, the last thing you should be doing is laughing.

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                              #15
                              i noticed two things, the uke is a dramafag, reacting like he does and sighing and all.

                              no2: the guy looks like an old skinny monkey, when he talks i get sleepy.
                              it might be a trick.

                              technical aspects of the video: LMAO!!!

                              edit: oh definitaly worthy of their own thread be it in mabs or ymas.

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