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    Kung Fu vs. Neoconservativism -- the martial arts style battle that almost was

    Jesse Jackson Jr., kung fu master, invites Nebraska Republican to "take it outside."

    Sadly, this great battle did not take place. But a man can dream!

    #2
    That would have been so awesome I'd be forced to send campaign contributions.

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      #3
      That sort of shit is very, very common in other governments. Italy and southeast Asia are notorious for their fistfights on the floor.

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        #4
        "Lee terry, fighting (literally) for Nebraska"

        I'll put money on Kung fu this time

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          #5
          Republicans shoot better than Democrats.

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            #6
            Originally posted by fubar
            Republicans shoot Democrats.
            Fixed that for you.

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              #7
              thank god it didn't go down ... I'd hate to be put in the position of having to pull for kung fu.

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                #8
                Our esteemed VP shoots fellow Republicans.

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                  #9
                  Lane, the thread title alone made my day. Thanks.

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                    #10
                    Awsome. Two dysfunctional paradigms square off to see which is the more ridiculous.

                    Gotta admit, it could go either way.

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                      #11
                      What a shame that this fight didn't occur. Just think of the potential titles:

                      - King of cognitive dissonance
                      - Lord of Denialism
                      etc...

                      Originally posted by SFGOON
                      That sort of shit is very, very common in other governments. Italy and southeast Asia are notorious for their fistfights on the floor.
                      Taiwan's all-in parliamentary brawls are truly a sight to behold

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A31grS8VFk4

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g10PAsvZFoQ

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                        #12
                        Taiwanese politics is better than the WWE.

                        "I suggest we convene a committee... on KICKING YOUR ASS!"

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                          #13
                          I live to serve.

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                            #14
                            Heh, government officials sure do love to fight, don't they? Must be all the bottled up frustration at the sheer stupidity of their superiors. "You vetoed my law! We must kung fu fight!"

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