Harry Potter should train in a martial art. Why?
1) He's too angsty. He ought to work out that aggression on a heavy bag or something--maybe then he'd be nicer to his friends.
2) He needs something he can count on if he's disarmed. He-who-must-not-be-named? More like He-who-must-not-be-armbarred. Am I right?
3) All the dueling magic is great and all, but sometimes I think it would just be more satisfying to HIT somebody. Crucio this, motherf#$ker.
Feel free to offer some more reasons, or suggest a martial art that Harry should train in. You know, with their wrists exposed for the wand-waving, he might just have to bust out the aikido.
-Tim
HeraldOfTheFrog
1) He's too angsty. He ought to work out that aggression on a heavy bag or something--maybe then he'd be nicer to his friends.
2) He needs something he can count on if he's disarmed. He-who-must-not-be-named? More like He-who-must-not-be-armbarred. Am I right?
3) All the dueling magic is great and all, but sometimes I think it would just be more satisfying to HIT somebody. Crucio this, motherf#$ker.
Feel free to offer some more reasons, or suggest a martial art that Harry should train in. You know, with their wrists exposed for the wand-waving, he might just have to bust out the aikido.
-Tim
HeraldOfTheFrog
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