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    What do you consider are the 3 undeniable truths to being a Ninja?

    It may have some slight differences to the art of Bushido, but what do
    you consider are the 3 undeniable (serious or humorous) truths to being a Ninja ?

    #2
    making bad threads

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      #3
      Doing kamae on the ground

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        #4
        Making bad threads.
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          #5
          posting about undeniable ninja truths.

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            #6
            1. You must have scary eyes. Friendly eyes would ruin the look.

            2. You can't starch your clothes - swooshing's bad for stealth.

            3. Always bring a jacket. It's cold out there.
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              #7
              Must hate pirates.

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                #8
                Must have lived at least 2 centuries ago.

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                  #9
                  They wear eyeliner (if all those '80s ninja flicks with the dude with the moustache are to be believed).

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by adouglasmhor
                    Must have lived at least 2 centuries ago.
                    They have you fooled.

                    THEY'RE IN THE SHADOWS NOW.
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                      #11
                      Every move you make is accompanied by a ''WHOOP!!'' sound ,when you reach for the sugar jar,when you curl your hand to scratch your ear ,EVERY move.

                      Also,if the above apply you might also be Xena,but...meh,who cares...

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                        #12
                        1 You don't talk about Ninja Club.
                        2 Turtles really piss you off. Half shell? Pfft.
                        3 One day you'll move out of your mom's basement. One day.
                        Last edited by sochin101; 6/19/2007 4:22am, .
                        Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

                        Gandhi

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                          #13
                          1. You will always travel in a retard, even if it's just a retard of one.
                          2. Ashida Kim will be the object of your every sexual desire.
                          3. You will drink the Kool-Aid when told.

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                            #14
                            Must be able to take it in the ass.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Ryu_Yagami
                              Must be able to take it in the ass.
                              aka: The Feeling.

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                              1. Cameltoe boots.

                              2. Really, terribly, slower-than-a-glacier hand to hand
                              (watch steven k hayes "in action" or innaction if you like)

                              3. Throwing stars.
                              SEANBABY:

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