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What do you consider are the 3 undeniable truths to being a Ninja?

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  • bearich
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    :5wow:

    You know, posting this same gay thread on more than one forum does not make it any more funny, entertaining, thought provoking, or worthwhile.

    With that being said, let me say Thank You! Thank you for shitting up the entire internet with your lame ass zeros and ones in a piss poor second grade attempt at being funny.


    LEAVE THE INTERNET TO THE GROWN UPS NOW!!!

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  • fes_fsa
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    Originally posted by seanyseanybean
    ....ok, ok.

    I do/did 90% of the stuff i listed.

    and i may have looked into ninjutsu when i strated MA.:confused1
    it's okay. i used to ninja larp with a foam shell on my back when i was like... 7 or 8.

    i had to stop, because the other kids told my mom i went into full turtle mode by ditching my clothes.:icon_conf

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  • fes_fsa
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    Originally posted by Killing Moon
    Shit *puts hands on hood of car*.
    so... Chris Rock was a ninja?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65zXlytv01c

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  • Cuchulain
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    Originally posted by fes_fsa
    just wondering how you know about all this stuff.......
    ....ok, ok.

    I do/did 90% of the stuff i listed.

    and i may have looked into ninjutsu when i strated MA.:confused1

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  • roly
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    Originally posted by seanyseanybean
    1. Play one of the following; WoW, Warhammer, LARP, D&D.
    2. Listen to cheesy fist pumping metal or terrible trance.
    3. Watch shitloads of anime and terrible american MA flicks.
    holy shit, i'm actually a ninja

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  • Killing Moon
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    Originally posted by fes_fsa
    i'm pulling you over and issuing you a ticket for using logic in YMAS.

    Shit *puts hands on hood of car*.

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  • fes_fsa
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    Originally posted by Killing Moon
    1. Ninjutsu is entirely an assassin/thief based practice. The empty hand techniques probably vary
    2. Used by the government for multiple tasks (assassination, thievery)
    That's 3, right? :-D
    i'm pulling you over and issuing you a ticket for using logic in YMAS.

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  • fes_fsa
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    Originally posted by seanyseanybean
    1. Play one of the following; WoW, Warhammer, LARP, D&D.
    just wondering how you know about all this stuff.......

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  • Killing Moon
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    1. Ninjutsu is entirely an assassin/thief based practice. The empty hand techniques probably vary
    2. Used by the government for multiple tasks (assassination, thievery)
    That's 3, right? :-D
    Last edited by Killing Moon; 6/19/2007 12:50pm, .

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  • Bladesinger
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    Originally posted by seanyseanybean
    1. Play one of the following; WoW, Warhammer, LARP, D&D.

    Oh noes, I'm 1/3 ninja!

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  • kikkuchiyo
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    1.) Never store shuriken in your underwear.

    2.) Try to run sideways whenever possible, with proper application you can run through walls.

    3.) When jumping, curl up into a ball. This will ad an extra fifty feet to your distance.

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  • Cuchulain
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    1. Play one of the following; WoW, Warhammer, LARP, D&D.
    2. Listen to cheesy fist pumping metal or terrible trance.
    3. Watch shitloads of anime and terrible american MA flicks.

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  • mrblackmagic
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    Belief that a posteri of "lethal" techniques is better than being physical fit.

    Hey, wait?

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  • john joe
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    1. do not question
    2. do not evaluate practicality
    3. sign long-term contract*



    * do these come on scrolls at ninja schools?

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  • Virus
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    1. No crosstraining.
    2. No sportfighting
    3. Keep it real for da str33tz with slow, free variation kata.

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