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What do you consider are the 3 undeniable truths to being a Ninja?

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  • jkdbuck76
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    Originally posted by Ryu_Yagami
    and a sandpaper condom.
    ...slipped into a broken beer bottle, then rammed up the turd pipe.

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  • hpr
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    1. Ninjas are mammals.
    2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
    3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

    .. In case you didn't know it yet.

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  • Ryu_Yagami
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    Originally posted by adouglasmhor
    without lube.
    and a sandpaper condom.

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  • adouglasmhor
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    Originally posted by Ryu_Yagami
    Must be able to take it in the ass.
    without lube.

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  • jkdbuck76
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    Originally posted by Ryu_Yagami
    Must be able to take it in the ass.
    aka: The Feeling.

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    1. Cameltoe boots.

    2. Really, terribly, slower-than-a-glacier hand to hand
    (watch steven k hayes "in action" or innaction if you like)

    3. Throwing stars.

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  • Ryu_Yagami
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    Must be able to take it in the ass.

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  • Bladesinger
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    1. You will always travel in a retard, even if it's just a retard of one.
    2. Ashida Kim will be the object of your every sexual desire.
    3. You will drink the Kool-Aid when told.

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  • sochin101
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    1 You don't talk about Ninja Club.
    2 Turtles really piss you off. Half shell? Pfft.
    3 One day you'll move out of your mom's basement. One day.
    Last edited by sochin101; 6/19/2007 4:22am, .

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  • ΜΑΧΗΤΗΣ
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    Every move you make is accompanied by a ''WHOOP!!'' sound ,when you reach for the sugar jar,when you curl your hand to scratch your ear ,EVERY move.

    Also,if the above apply you might also be Xena,but...meh,who cares...

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  • DAYoung
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    Originally posted by adouglasmhor
    Must have lived at least 2 centuries ago.
    They have you fooled.

    THEY'RE IN THE SHADOWS NOW.

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  • Elky
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    They wear eyeliner (if all those '80s ninja flicks with the dude with the moustache are to be believed).

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  • adouglasmhor
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    Must have lived at least 2 centuries ago.

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  • jeansberg
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    Must hate pirates.

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  • DAYoung
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    1. You must have scary eyes. Friendly eyes would ruin the look.

    2. You can't starch your clothes - swooshing's bad for stealth.

    3. Always bring a jacket. It's cold out there.

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  • fes_fsa
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    posting about undeniable ninja truths.

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